can you guys post something funny please?

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Beckworth

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YHello said:
I deal with a stressful person everyday at my house and I really hope you guys can share some funny stuff please? Thanks
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True story. A grandmother was telling her granddaughter the story of how God made Adam and Eve in Genesis 2. She told how God made Adam from the dust from the ground and how He took a rib from Adam and made a woman. She paused to tell her granddaughter that she knew of a Christian in Africa who referred to his wife as “my rib.” The little girl thought that was so sweet! She said she hoped HER husband one day would call her his “rib.” And she said, “ and I will call him—“my dirt.”
 
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Beckworth said:
She paused to tell her granddaughter that she knew of a Christian in Africa who referred to his wife as “my rib.” The little girl thought that was so sweet! She said she hoped HER husband one day would call her his “rib.” And she said, “ and I will call him—“my dirt.”
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Lol!!

It might also be a cute variation to call one's husband, "My Mud Pie." :D:geek:;)

(Inspired by the times as a kid when we used to drag the water hose down to my grandparent's cherry orchard and turn a whole section into one huge mud pie!)
 
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Gives new meaning to that old song "She's My Cherry Pie."

He's my muddy pie
Made from the dirt
But oh, those eyes!
 
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lol, wondering how much I can get in compensation... 4th thru 6th grade were tough...
lol
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Beckworth said:
True story. A grandmother was telling her granddaughter the story of how God made Adam and Eve in Genesis 2. She told how God made Adam from the dust from the ground and how He took a rib from Adam and made a woman. She paused to tell her granddaughter that she knew of a Christian in Africa who referred to his wife as “my rib.” The little girl thought that was so sweet! She said she hoped HER husband one day would call her his “rib.” And she said, “ and I will call him—“my dirt.”
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Reminds me that my brother-in-law may not have been a Christian when my sister met him, but he thought men had one fewer ribs than women because of the Genesis account.

I hope he doesn't mind my sharing because us ladies in the family all found this endearing.
 
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>Olympics Excellence in Break Dancing< Is Inspiring Many New Athletes!

I want them to introduce the sport of Box Turtle Races.
I've sponsored many such events and want to spread the love. 😄
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Nobody's going to think this dance in the link is funny unless you watched the Olympic break dancer who single handedly got the event cancelled for the future. This dance ended break dancing as a recognized sport in the Olympics. 😆
Maybe I'll find a link. It's tough because the only thing that shows up are those spoofing it.
 
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HealthAndHappiness said:
Nobody's going to think this dance in the link is funny unless you watched the Olympic break dancer who single handedly got the event cancelled for the future. This dance ended break dancing as a recognized sport in the Olympics. 😆
Maybe I'll find a link. It's tough because the only thing that shows up are those spoofing it.
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I love to watch (good) breakdancers, and the guy in that short actually performed Raygun's moves better than did.

This one is funny
The Australian Breakdancer that did this at the Olympics
 
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