You can try but I'm not a very interesting person...
Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?
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Why am I single? The last woman who asked me that became my new wife. Whether she liked it or not.
What's wrong with vinegar?
Do you also use a lot of lemon juice? Lemon juice is good too.
And in completely unrelated news, what are you doing this Saturday night?
Tall_Timbers
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While Donald Trump worked at a McDonalds the other day, he accomplished the impossible: He fixed the milkshake machine! Now only the best quality milkshakes comes out of that machine. It's absolutely spectacular! and... no tax on milkshakes!
This is an aside...
I was thinking about this song the other day and wondering what today's equivalent of a hot rod Ford and a $2 bill would be?
I mean with inflation and such, it's gotta be a SUV and about $40... but I'm not sure that would be enough to cover a decent dinner?
My recent answers to this question have been, "I have multiple options right now to consider" or "I'm just waiting for The One".
Let's see:
I'm single because my dog is more possessive than a jealous ex
I'm single because I can't find anyone as good as the hero in my latest read.
I'm single because all the things I like to do are free and take place at home
I'm single because I haven't figured out how to clone myself yet
I'm single because my dog is more possessive than a jealous ex
I'm single because I can't find anyone as good as the hero in my latest read.
I'm single because all the things I like to do are free and take place at home
I'm single because I haven't figured out how to clone myself yet
That third one hits way too close to home. Figuratively and literally.
I'm still single because it turns out I like most dogs better than I like most people. And I like most cats better than I like most dogs.
While I'm not single, if I was I might go with: because most women don't want to live in my parent's basement.
Don't knock it. I'd really enjoy growing old with a clone of me. Could get really interesting if we could both do our own thing and have it be different things. Maybe she'd do all the techy stuff and I could go volunteer at church and the animal shelter all day.
In a creepy voice:What a neat thread idea!
Mine would be…
I am single because I collect dolls and most guys don’t like them. I can’t figure out why?
Or maybe YOU wouldn't like what I would do to your dolls...