Do YOU Have the Gift of... Tongs?

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Aug 3, 2023
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Hmm, will he go for that? And also, are you willing? lol
there is a 50/50 chance since he is my half brother. I never thought I would leave my thrown to be a slave but I think in order to be a follower of Jesus, you kinda have to master servant leadership.
 

CarriePie

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I definitely know your requirements. If I were shipped in a crate as is, you wouldn’t have to really do much. Just place me where you need me, no batteries included
You know very well you wouldn't be my slave. I'd open the crate and see your smile and beard... and that'd be the end of me lol.
 
Aug 3, 2023
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#68
You know very well you wouldn't be my slave. I'd open the crate and see your smile and beard... and that'd be the end of me lol.
you know me very well that I tend to read writing very literal but at the same time I know you joking as well. I probably think that way because I read the ESV translation. Who knows. I think I’ve always been that way. It’s kinda like a flaw of mine.
 

Karlon

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yes, i have the gift of tongs as i am in the antique business. log tongs, ice tongs, blacksmith tongs & block tongs.
 
Aug 3, 2023
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#70
you know me very well that I tend to read writing very literal but at the same time I know you joking as well. I probably think that way because I read the ESV translation. Who knows. I think I’ve always been that way. It’s kinda like a flaw of mine.
id show my smile and beard on Christian chat again but I don’t want the attention from others. Just you!
 

CarriePie

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you know me very well that I tend to read writing very literal but at the same time I know you joking as well. I probably think that way because I read the ESV translation. Who knows. I think I’ve always been that way. It’s kinda like a flaw of mine.
Not a flaw imo.

You know I'm often being silly. One has to be in this world to cope sometimes. But, seriously...you'd know I'd be in a right state after opening the crate lol. You could probably make me your slave in that condition lol. But, I know you won't!
 
Aug 3, 2023
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#73
Not a flaw imo.

You know I'm often being silly. One has to be in this world to cope sometimes. But, seriously...you'd know I'd be in a right state after opening the crate lol. You could probably make me your slave in that condition lol. But, I know you won't!
Honestly, if you truly wanted to be my slave, i can put you in a princess leia slave out fit and I can pretend I’m jabba The hutt, with you chained up next to me.
 
Aug 3, 2023
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Noooo...I don't need to be fighting anyone off of you! I feel pretty strong and all, but I'd rather use my energy for other things ;)
I really wouldn’t want to put you 8n that kind of jeopardy but the things you do have energy for, by all means, tie me up and throw away the key
 

CarriePie

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I really wouldn’t want to put you 8n that kind of jeopardy but the things you do have energy for, by all means, tie me up and throw away the key
Honestly, if you truly wanted to be my slave, i can put you in a princess leia slave out fit and I can pretend I’m jabba The hutt, with you chained up next to me.
I thought I was the one who was going to be chained to you :D