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CarriePie said:
Forgive me before I send this for sending this lol...but you're the only one I'd share this with :eek::LOL:
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You may have to send it to my Gmail. Proton mail servers have been on and off for like a few months.
 
CarriePie said:
I couldn't help it. It showed up in my dashboard and it made me laugh...
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One time my dad told me he was going to spank me for going to a friends house in the community we lived in without telling my parents. When I got home, he told me to go to my room and pull down my drawers.

So I went into my room, knowing what he really meant. I walked up to my dresser and pulled all of the drawers out.

He got so frustrated that I would do such a thing, that he didn’t spank me and we left to go pick my mom up from work.
 
I don't remember getting many spankings, but my mother would have my dad spank me because she thought she'd be too rough. She slapped me one time when I was 4 or 5 though...I still feel it lol
 
CarriePie said:
I couldn't help it. It showed up in my dashboard and it made me laugh...
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I would react in another way but I’m respecting your boundaries, while also making sure we appear well behaved while everyone is watching us.
 
CarriePie said:
I don't remember getting many spankings, but my mother would have my dad spank me because she thought she'd be too rough. She slapped me one time when I was 4 or 5 though...I still feel it lol
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My dad used to spank me all the time. My mother never did but my mother never disciplines her children, which is like a major character flaw.

One time, she did punch me once in the sixth grade. She was also a bartender or stripper at the time. So she was making a bunch of good decisions back then….
 
Thank you. Oh, I was going to post in your dessert thread. Imma go do that.
 
CarriePie said:
Thank you. Oh, I was going to post in your dessert thread. Imma go do that.
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I just posted in post something funny.

i may not be as amazing as Moses when it comes to find out of the box memes but I’ll try to post more there. Just so I can build my funny bone. Some times I’m wayyy too serious.
 
CarriePie said:
Your humor is smashing.

The critters are coming in for the day...and they sound moody.
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I know way to my bad jokes that would get me banned off of this website. Ones that Jesus saughtered off in my memory, that if I dig deep enough, I can bring them back to life.

Those critters are vampires. They are probably hung over from partying all night. It is the weekend…
 
ForgiveMeGod said:
I know way to my bad jokes that would get me banned off of this website. Ones that Jesus saughtered off in my memory, that if I dig deep enough, I can bring them back to life.

Those critters are vampires. They are probably hung over from partying all night. It is the weekend…
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Well, I'm glad my email didn't get me banned from your life lol :D
 
ForgiveMeGod said:
I think me. That email made me instantly imagine something that I can’t broadcast on Christian chat airwaves.
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I'm sorry. That's my fault! I seen that post when you were away for a week and I saved it, 'cause I thought if I see you again I'll send it to you :LOL:
 
CarriePie said:
I'm sorry. That's my fault! I seen that post when you were away for a week and I saved it, 'cause I thought if I see you again I'll send it to you :LOL:
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You‘re good. It maybe stirred me up a bit but I’ve learning that some things aren’t so bad.

i may need some type of counseling or therapy before i ever become active again or maybe things would happen naturally. I don’t know!
 
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