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[ForgiveMeGod]

Forgive me before I send this for sending this lol...but you're the only one I'd share this with

You may have to send it to my Gmail. Proton mail servers have been on and off for like a few months.

 

[ForgiveMeGod]

I couldn't help it. It showed up in my dashboard and it made me laugh...

One time my dad told me he was going to spank me for going to a friends house in the community we lived in without telling my parents. When I got home, he told me to go to my room and pull down my drawers.

So I went into my room, knowing what he really meant. I walked up to my dresser and pulled all of the drawers out.

He got so frustrated that I would do such a thing, that he didn’t spank me and we left to go pick my mom up from work.

 

[CarriePie]

I don't remember getting many spankings, but my mother would have my dad spank me because she thought she'd be too rough. She slapped me one time when I was 4 or 5 though...I still feel it lol

 

[ForgiveMeGod]

I couldn't help it. It showed up in my dashboard and it made me laugh...

I would react in another way but I’m respecting your boundaries, while also making sure we appear well behaved while everyone is watching us.

 

[CarriePie]

I would react in another way but I’m respecting your boundaries, while also making sure we appear well behaved while everyone is watching us.

Do forgive me... I thought of you immediately when I seen that

 

[ForgiveMeGod]

I don't remember getting many spankings, but my mother would have my dad spank me because she thought she'd be too rough. She slapped me one time when I was 4 or 5 though...I still feel it lol

My dad used to spank me all the time. My mother never did but my mother never disciplines her children, which is like a major character flaw.

One time, she did punch me once in the sixth grade. She was also a bartender or stripper at the time. So she was making a bunch of good decisions back then….

 

[ForgiveMeGod]

Do forgive me... I thought of you immediately when I seen that

You are forgiven. I would have thought of you if I saw it too.

 

[CarriePie]

Thank you. Oh, I was going to post in your dessert thread. Imma go do that.

 

[ForgiveMeGod]

Thank you. Oh, I was going to post in your dessert thread. Imma go do that.

I just posted in post something funny.

i may not be as amazing as Moses when it comes to find out of the box memes but I’ll try to post more there. Just so I can build my funny bone. Some times I’m wayyy too serious.

 

[ForgiveMeGod]

Thank you. Oh, I was going to post in your dessert thread. Imma go do that.

I really need to come up with some original jokes. Hopefully I’m just getting warmed up.

 

[CarriePie]

Your humor is smashing.

The critters are coming in for the day...and they sound moody.

 

[ForgiveMeGod]

Your humor is smashing.

The critters are coming in for the day...and they sound moody.

I know way to my bad jokes that would get me banned off of this website. Ones that Jesus saughtered off in my memory, that if I dig deep enough, I can bring them back to life.

Those critters are vampires. They are probably hung over from partying all night. It is the weekend…

 

[CarriePie]

I know way to my bad jokes that would get me banned off of this website. Ones that Jesus saughtered off in my memory, that if I dig deep enough, I can bring them back to life.

Those critters are vampires. They are probably hung over from partying all night. It is the weekend…

Well, I'm glad my email didn't get me banned from your life lol

 

[ForgiveMeGod]

Well, I'm glad my email didn't get me banned from your life lol

Some guys maybe but I’m a fool.

 

[CarriePie]

Some guys maybe but I’m a fool.

I'm not sure if that reflects badly on you or me

 

[ForgiveMeGod]

I'm not sure if that reflects badly on you or me

I think me. That email made me instantly imagine something that I can’t broadcast on Christian chat airwaves.

 

[CarriePie]

I think me. That email made me instantly imagine something that I can’t broadcast on Christian chat airwaves.

I'm sorry. That's my fault! I seen that post when you were away for a week and I saved it, 'cause I thought if I see you again I'll send it to you

 

[ForgiveMeGod]

I'm sorry. That's my fault! I seen that post when you were away for a week and I saved it, 'cause I thought if I see you again I'll send it to you

You‘re good. It maybe stirred me up a bit but I’ve learning that some things aren’t so bad.

i may need some type of counseling or therapy before i ever become active again or maybe things would happen naturally. I don’t know!

 

[CarriePie]

You don't have to be active to do either one of those activities in the post lol

 

[ForgiveMeGod]

You don't have to be active to do either one of those activities in the post lol

That’s true. Christian Chat is rated PG