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[CarriePie]

Why do I suddenly have this image of CarriePie backing some poor, BEARDLESS man into a corner with a rolling pin, shouting, "NOW YOU GROW BACK THAT BEARD OR ELSE!! IF YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A FOUNDING MEMBER OF ZZ TOP IN THE NEXT 6 WEEKS, YOU AREN'T GETTING ANY BAKED GOODS FOR YEAR!!!"

I mean...

Carrie wouldn't REALLY do that!!!

Would she?

WOULD SHE???!!!

It depends on what the chest is looking like...sometimes that's more important than the beard lol 😊 🤐

 

[RodB651]

Oh these women..

They are vicious! 🤦😬

 

[seoulsearch]

Oh these women... They are vicious! 🤦😬

But notice you keep coming back!!

 

[CarriePie]

But notice you keep coming back!!

Maybe he meant irresistible instead of vicious

 

[Jackson129]

Maybe women just like men to have hair in places they can't grow it. Like an opposites attract thing haha

 

[RodB651]

But notice you keep coming back!!

I'm a glutton for punishment

 

[CarriePie]

Maybe women just like men to have hair in places they can't grow it. Like an opposites attract thing haha

I dunno. A lot of women I know aren't fond of hair (beards or chest hair). I'm just different.

 

[Jackson129]

My beard has too many grey hairs. Makes me look 43 not 38 haha

 

[CarriePie]

My beard has too many grey hairs. Makes me look 43 not 38 haha

Grey hairs?! Oh dear me 😭 😭 😭

You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

 

[Jackson129]

And 3/4 of them are on one side like a skunk stripe haha

 

[CarriePie]

And 3/4 of them are on one side like a skunk stripe haha

This all too much. I didn't know I needed to have a cold drink of water next to me

 

[seoulsearch]

Grey hairs?! Oh dear me 😭 😭 😭 You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Biscuits and gravy, SOMEONE please find this woman's "OFF" button before the whole Singles Forum explodes!!!

 

[Jackson129]

Biscuits and gravy, SOMEONE please find this woman's "OFF" button before the whole Singles Forum explodes!!!

Dis someone say biscuits and gravy

 

[seoulsearch]

And 3/4 of them are on one side like a skunk stripe haha

Jackson, I know I told you to give @CarriePie some hope, but it's more like you're gonna cause the poor woman to have a stroke here...

 

[CarriePie]

Biscuits and gravy, SOMEONE please find this woman's "OFF" button before the whole Singles Forum explodes!!!

Well, we're still kinda close to the 4th of July 🤷

 

[CarriePie]

Jackson, I know I told you to give @CarriePie some hope, but it's more like you're gonna cause the poor woman to have a stroke here...

Don't stop the man, this is good for the heart! lol

 

[Jackson129]

Stands here like Paul Bunyan for no apparent reason

 

[CarriePie]

Stands here like Paul Bunyan for no apparent reason

From what I remember he has a beard and wears plaid. Don't tell me you are wearing plaid...

 

[Jackson129]

And I think he had suspenders

 

[Godsgirl1983]

He's not allowed. According to my totally twisted, cherry picked, and butchered interpretation of scripture CarriePie's husband will have to keep the beard.
I Corinthians 7:4b ...the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does.