😂Fun Thread: What's the funniest or strangest Christian pick-up line you've heard?

[Kekeli]

Hey fam,
I thought it would be fun to lighten things up a little! We’ve all heard some hilarious (and sometimes cringe-worthy) Christian pick-up lines people use as jokes.

For example:


“I was reading Numbers last night… and realized I don’t have yours.”


Now it’s your turn! What’s the funniest, strangest, or most creative Christian pick-up line you’ve ever heard or used?

 

[Lynx]

There's always the old favorite:

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, angel?

 

[kqr_anointed]

Ohh I just saw various memes in Instagram and wow I'm amazed they have some bad words though I can't publish them here

 

[Godsgirl1983]

Is your name Grace? Because you're amazing!

Is your name Faith? Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.

 

[enril]

https://babylonbee.com/news/pickup-line-for-a-girl-of-each-christian-denomination

 

[Lynx]

https://babylonbee.com/news/pickup-line-for-a-girl-of-each-christian-denomination

I dunno... Most of those were kind of mean.

The Baptist one was funny. We're not Baptist but you might see someone at my church trying to impress the girls by carrying a back-crunching amount of chairs.

 

[maggy3]

"So I was fasting… but then I saw you and realized you’re my daily bread."

 

[Kekeli]

If beauty were a crime,you would have served life imprisonment

 

[DamagedSoul]

"Jesus turned water into wine, but he turned you into someone fine".

 

[HealthAndHappiness]

I was at a singles group activity playing table games like ping pong, etc. with an identical twin that the guys were competing for.
This high value lady asked me if I thought she was attractive?

I replied, For a homely girl, well yes.

She asked me to drive her home.
I dropped her off.
I don't use pick up lines.


High value girls?

 

[Mordy]

If beauty were a crime, seyou would have served life imprisonment

.... already serving for you

 

[Carlyw]

Here's some funny ones I found:> not sure if they've been posted yet!

“I was reading through the book of Numbers and realized I didn’t have yours.”

"Do you need prayer? Because I’m willing to lay hands on you."(funny but horrible)

"I heard you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ… mind if I'm third wheel?"

"Are you a Pharisee? ‘Cause you’re the fairest one I see."

Oh and I found this one: " Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now… just settle for me."
(The desperation )

 

[Mordy]

Here's some funny ones I found:> not sure if they've been posted yet!

“I was reading through the book of Numbers and realized I didn’t have yours.”

"Do you need prayer? Because I’m willing to lay hands on you."(funny but horrible)

"I heard you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ… mind if I'm third wheel?"

"Are you a Pharisee? ‘Cause you’re the fairest one I see."

Oh and I found this one: " Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now… just settle for me."
(The desperation )

I think we need to find the award for the worst joke. Perhaps I had to think twice about the fair I see and yeah maybe I shouldn't comment about the other ones

 

[Carlyw]

I think we need to find the award for the worst joke. Perhaps I had to think twice about the fair I see and yeah maybe I shouldn't comment about the other ones

We really should!

The laying of hands one is by far the worst in my opinion, that would warrent a slap in the face by most standards haha

 

[Mordy]

We really should!

The laying of hands one is by far the worst in my opinion, that would warrent a slap in the face by most standards haha

We need to have this emoji for reactions which is one of my favourite.

or

 

[Kekeli]

I think we need to find the award for the worst joke. Perhaps I had to think twice about the fair I see and yeah maybe I shouldn't comment about the other ones

You know right.
We should

 

[Karlon]

Here's some funny ones I found:> not sure if they've been posted yet!

“I was reading through the book of Numbers and realized I didn’t have yours.”

"Do you need prayer? Because I’m willing to lay hands on you."(funny but horrible)

"I heard you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ… mind if I'm third wheel?"

"Are you a Pharisee? ‘Cause you’re the fairest one I see."

Oh and I found this one: " Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now… just settle for me."
(The desperation )

all are phunnneee!

 

[Kekeli]

.... already serving for you

Care,they might add extra years to your sentence

 

[enril]

 

[cinder]

Let's see some of my favorites (for laughing not using):

Nice Bible
Christians don't shake hands; Christians have to hug
I've got a verse for you Ecclesiastes 4:11 - Likewise, two people lying close together can keep each other warm. But how can one be warm alone?
I've got this friend, I think you know him, his name is Jesus

And I'm outta time so more later (maybe if I feel like it).