What an awesome thread idea,
@ThereRoseaLamb!!
I hope you'll post more of these, and that this inspires others to as well!!
I don't qualify as "groovy," but my own mother would probably tell you that I DEFINITELY qualify as "grievous."
So... Let's see...
I too have to join with the ranks with those who were shocked to see a croissant in the mix. Who on earth invited the French to our American (USA) Thanksgiving?!!!

Just kidding!
Actually, this totally changes the game for me. If it were just a regular old generic dinner roll, I would have easily picked that as the thing to cast away into the darkness. But alas, if it's a King's Hawaiian sweet roll, or this croissant -- well, that definitely has me pulling out a Reverse Uno card.
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Admittedly, I'm a carboholic, so if stuffing and cranberry sauce would have also been featured, I just might have (gasp) thrown out the turkey. But with the choices given...
I'm none too fond of green beans -- my favorite (and only really likable) part of green bean casserole is the crunchy fried onions on top. If a greenie beanie doesn't have that, I'm not interested.
Therefore, I shall be sneaking off with generous portions of the turkey, the pie, the croissants, and... all the crispy onions on the top of the green bean casserole -- leaving behind the green beans.
What can I tell you?
Just had to live up to my reputation of being grievous rather than groovy.