can you guys post something funny please?
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I heard about this one guy who tinkered around in the kitchen and invented a slicer that could slice four loaves at once. This was of course known as a four loaf cleaver.
Here's a story for you. A wonderful, very elderly lady returns to her humble home after a great Sunday church service. As she walks in, she discovers a robber in her home in the act of robbing her house. She stands right behind him and states, "Young man, stop in the name of Jesus! Acts 2:38!". The young fella froze! He did not move a muscle. She calmly dials her phone and calls the police. A bit later, an officer arrives and places handcuffs on the young man. The officer was rather puzzled. So he asks the man, "Before I take you into custody, I have got to know something. This is a little elderly lady who all she did was quote a bible verse, and you stopped? Why?" To which the young man replied, "Bible verse? I thought she said she had an AX and 2 38's!"
A very young man walked up to God and said; "Lord I can do anything You can do.". The Lord responded, "Is that so?". The young guy replied; "Yes I can. Watch this lord." He reaches down and grabs a handful of dirt and God quickly sais; "Wait a minute son, get your own dirt."
I meant this for another post in a different thread. Oops.
It's ok even I have had times where I put a post in the wrong forum,
So I signed up for a volunteer event this summer, and a couple days ago I get message from the towns summer student, acknowledging receiving my application, and asking if I knew any one who was interested in volunteering and to get them to sign up.....
The funny thing is the town wants my help not only for their event but to help find labourers for the event and still will not put me on the pay roll as an employee...
The funny thing is the town wants my help not only for their event but to help find labourers for the event and still will not put me on the pay roll as an employee...
