my Incovenience Of Penguins book is taking a while to get through. See this mad Englishman's mission in life is to see all 19 varieties of penguins, so much so, he takes up travel writing jobs to pay for his obsession. It even breaks up his marriage.
He travels to Antartica, New Zealand, a place called South Georgia, and the Godforsaken Falklands Islands, just to get a glimpse of them. Mad I tell you, completely mad.
On the insert of photos its got ID of each one. But throughout the chapters, he makes little footnotes wisecracks all the time, and it's annoying, as if he's reading his own story and can't help but comment on it.