"Boring" Christian Men?

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violakat

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Relena7 said:
My personal definition of someone who is boring is someone who is always bored, impossible to amuse, or isn't impressed by anything no matter what great or subtle thing is happening. When they lack a certain fire for life (I'm not talking about depressed people either, I'm talking about people who are fine to live this way).

I think truly boring people are rare though.
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I think a truly boring person is one who determines to be bored.
 
Ritter

Ritter

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violakat said:
Oh, while your at it, I stoled all the Milk, cheese, steaks, and other perishables from your compound, because I didn't want them to waste when the power company turns off your electricity. Oh, did I forget to mention, I didn't get around to paying your electricity because you threw me off your ship before I could.

I also took all your rice and vegetable seeds, and stole a several hundred of your fruit saplings, since I knew you wouldn't be able to water them anyway, what with all the leaks you had.
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If you stole them from the common area, you'll be fine. If you stole them from the fridge we installed adjacent to the weapons lab, I would see a doctor if at all possible.
 
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Jullianna

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Cheekygrin said:


*wonders about posting pics of me with my actual firearms...*
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Don't do it. :) My first avatar was of a kitty holding a toy gun and it didn't go over very well :/
 
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Jullianna

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Ritter said:
*Slams fist on the table*

Gentlemen, it appears that Vault 13 has been compromised...again. You'd figure the chip the Vault Dweller replaced would actually last us over a couple centuries.

Have the Scribes research Pre-War technology in the realm of genetic engineering. If we can irradiate them in a way that alters the area of DNA concerning hair color, we may be able to cause division in their ranks.
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pssst...little does he know that ginger hair deflects radioactivity. okay I made that up. :p

*activates ginger army force fields*
 
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Jullianna

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Ritter said:
If you stole them from the common area, you'll be fine. If you stole them from the fridge we installed adjacent to the weapons lab, I would see a doctor if at all possible.
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We used them to make the steak quesadillas that were delivered to YOUR troops last night :D with an added secret ingredient
 
Ritter

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Splendid news, gentlemen! We have captured ten members from the Ginger Army in the last raid. Dr. Hofstadter may now test the weapon.
 
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Jullianna

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*looks down at the kidnapped Dr Hofstadter and snickers* He's cute. I think we'll keep him. :)
 
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Jullianna

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(this is almost more fun than chess) drat...I must return to work
 
Ritter

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Splendid, the plot worked! We have word that the enemy agents took the bait. You know your orders, Doctor. Self-destruct only when you believe the mission is compromised.
 
Ritter

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She's at work! Assault the Ginger HQ!
 
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violakat

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Cats and Gingers, attack.
 
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violakat

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Oh and Ritter the food came from your locker. But font worry. I have a special puofier that takes care of radiation and diseases.
 
Ritter

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Send a memo to all members of the BOS suspected to be of Asian descent. We will be better able to combat any possible food shortage with an economical means of preparing cat.
 
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violakat

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General Cheeky, captain Darth is requesting permission to bomb the enemy with cat torpedoes. He figures since litter box needs to be changed ...
 
Ritter

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violakat said:
General Cheeky, captain Darth is requesting permission to bomb the enemy with cat torpedoes. He figures since litter box needs to be changed ...
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Alert the outlying bases that we have a code xpy3k in effect. Have our medical staff begin immunizations if possible.
 
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Jullianna

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HAHAHAHAHA @ the happy cat dance!
 
Ritter

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Vault 34, come in Vault 34.

*Obligatory slamming of fist against desk.

Send rescue units in to retrieve survivors, alert emergency medical staff of incoming casualties. Those with cat dander allergies are advised to remain in their houses for the time being.

Prepare the Knights and Paladins for a counter-offensive. Prepare the Little Doctor in case of defeat.
 
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