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This is quite possibly the funniest sock craft in the world. Here's a link to the instructions: Funny + hairy sock
P.S. The instructions say corn seed, but they are actually using wheat.
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This is quite possibly the funniest sock craft in the world. Here's a link to the instructions: Funny + hairy sock
P.S. The instructions say corn seed, but they are actually using wheat.
This is quite possibly the funniest sock craft in the world. Here's a link to the instructions: Funny + hairy sock
P.S. The instructions say corn seed, but they are actually using wheat.
Really funny picture - maybe we can all start a new spare sock hobby and line the window sill with them. Oh but what would happen if the
prodigal sock came back! lol
M
Another thought - maybe socks are raptured! One is taken and the other left behind.
I have a really wicked use for spare socks. During Halloween, I use them to tie up our garden gate so the trick/treaties cannot get into the garden and
keep knocking on the door all night long. Is that really awful of me?
I have a really wicked use for spare socks. During Halloween, I use them to tie up our garden gate so the trick/treaties cannot get into the garden and
keep knocking on the door all night long. Is that really awful of me?
I have often wondered about this, as over the last thirty years of washing my childrens and husbands socks.
I know the pair went in the washer, but one somehow dissapeared, leaving no trace.
My husband was a dectective for a while, so I called on his training and technical knowladge to help me solve this missing sock issue.
His answer was c.s.i. has not yet developed a way of solving this, and all cases are placed in a large clothing basket untill technoligy can come up with a way to solve this issue.
I looked to scripture, but the only answer I recieved was my grace is sufficient for you.
God does have a sence of humor.
So I asked my children what happened to the sock or socks.
They said they said alien cows took them to keep their udders warm.
I have occasionally found a sock in a strange place, the most unussual which I do not even want to consider how ??? was the fridge.
Suffice to say this mystery will always remain unsolved, but we have found a good use for the extra socks.
We fill them with cat nip and let the cats have them.
God bless
pickles
I know the pair went in the washer, but one somehow dissapeared, leaving no trace.
My husband was a dectective for a while, so I called on his training and technical knowladge to help me solve this missing sock issue.
His answer was c.s.i. has not yet developed a way of solving this, and all cases are placed in a large clothing basket untill technoligy can come up with a way to solve this issue.
I looked to scripture, but the only answer I recieved was my grace is sufficient for you.
God does have a sence of humor.
So I asked my children what happened to the sock or socks.
They said they said alien cows took them to keep their udders warm.
I have occasionally found a sock in a strange place, the most unussual which I do not even want to consider how ??? was the fridge.
Suffice to say this mystery will always remain unsolved, but we have found a good use for the extra socks.
We fill them with cat nip and let the cats have them.
God bless
pickles
Perhaps there's an invisible black hole in the washing machine or dryer that sucks them in. Or maybe they didn't make it into the washing machine to begin with but got misplaced on the way<-- that's usually the case for me. hahaha!
If I don't find the other pair, I use the spare one as a dust cloth....or sometimes I mismatch
If I don't find the other pair, I use the spare one as a dust cloth....or sometimes I mismatch
M
You know what I can't work out (well actually there is a lot I can't work out but maybe that is for another thread).
How is it that it is never the socks with holes in them that go missing, it is always the good ones.
I have even tried buying several pairs of socks all the same colour so if a couple go missing, I still have a pair.
But now I just have less socks all the same colour with holes in them, cos all of the good socks have gone missing.
How is it that it is never the socks with holes in them that go missing, it is always the good ones.
I have even tried buying several pairs of socks all the same colour so if a couple go missing, I still have a pair.
But now I just have less socks all the same colour with holes in them, cos all of the good socks have gone missing.
lol Pickles
I think there is a sockmonster living in all houses. In addition to the creature that picks up stuff and leaves it at a totally different place than where you remember putting it
I think there is a sockmonster living in all houses. In addition to the creature that picks up stuff and leaves it at a totally different place than where you remember putting it
I have considered offering a reward for finding this monster.
God bless
pickles
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I'm fond of two theories:
1.) the sock monster sucks them out through your dryer's lint trap. the lint is the um... "leavings"... of what used to be the (typically) left sock
2.) there is a rip between our dimension and another parallel universe contained in all dryers... in this parallel universe, socks randomly appear in the dryer, leaving the owner with an extra, unexplained sock in nearly every load
...have you ever noticed how the socks with holes in them never seem to have a problem sticking around for the duration?
1.) the sock monster sucks them out through your dryer's lint trap. the lint is the um... "leavings"... of what used to be the (typically) left sock
2.) there is a rip between our dimension and another parallel universe contained in all dryers... in this parallel universe, socks randomly appear in the dryer, leaving the owner with an extra, unexplained sock in nearly every load
...have you ever noticed how the socks with holes in them never seem to have a problem sticking around for the duration?
M
Now come on people - we know there is no such thing as monsters or parallel dimensions.
Be serious now, the answer of course must be that the garden knomes take them to snuggle up to on cold nights.
What did the sock say when it found a hole in its toe?................Darn it
What ancient sock was a famous Greek philospher?.............Sockrates
Here is a brain teaser for you the winner gets a life time of spare socks courtesy of the washing machine.
Your sock drawer contains 10 pairs of black socks and 10 pairs of white socks.
If you are allowed to take only one sock from the drawer at a time, what is the minimum number of socks you need to
take before you are guaranteed to have a pair?
Think about it carefully
Maybe they go to bible college to learn how to sock it to them - Sorry folks Ive had all day to think about these while at work!
Be serious now, the answer of course must be that the garden knomes take them to snuggle up to on cold nights.
What did the sock say when it found a hole in its toe?................Darn it
What ancient sock was a famous Greek philospher?.............Sockrates
Here is a brain teaser for you the winner gets a life time of spare socks courtesy of the washing machine.
Your sock drawer contains 10 pairs of black socks and 10 pairs of white socks.
If you are allowed to take only one sock from the drawer at a time, what is the minimum number of socks you need to
take before you are guaranteed to have a pair?
Think about it carefully
Maybe they go to bible college to learn how to sock it to them - Sorry folks Ive had all day to think about these while at work!
i never found a missing sock , but when my daughters were small i used to use safety pins to keep them together.
lucky for us they even sell mismatched socks in the stores, the guy almost had me but i told him that's something i don't need to spend money on,
but as far as missing socks i always thought the keebler elves had them and used them for oven mitts
lucky for us they even sell mismatched socks in the stores, the guy almost had me but i told him that's something i don't need to spend money on,
but as far as missing socks i always thought the keebler elves had them and used them for oven mitts
M
Here is a brain teaser for you the winner gets a life time of spare socks courtesy of the washing machine.
Your sock drawer contains 10 pairs of black socks and 10 pairs of white socks.
If you are allowed to take only one sock from the drawer at a time, what is the minimum number of socks you need to
take before you are guaranteed to have a pair?
Think about it carefully
Your sock drawer contains 10 pairs of black socks and 10 pairs of white socks.
If you are allowed to take only one sock from the drawer at a time, what is the minimum number of socks you need to
take before you are guaranteed to have a pair?
Think about it carefully
Just in case you were wondering the answer is two - no one said they had to be a matching pair, and given the subject matter, they probably won't.
