looking for a girlfriend :D
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Might I recommend a dating site for your pursuit, or perhaps Greencards-R-Us? Every woman I know here shies away from guys who are intentionally looking for a relationship especially those pursuing for the purpose of immigration.
You sound like everything a woman is looking for. Sadly, I am a male. I'd jump at this offer if I didn't have my pieces down there.
Seriously, though. I salute you for your bravery.
Seriously, though. I salute you for your bravery.
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libertygirl
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God will guide you. If He wants you to stay in Egypt, you'll stay in Egypt, if he wants you elsewhere, He will move you. Just delight in Him, wherever you are living. Serve Him with your whole heart, he will bring the right woman. 
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GraceReborn
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What are you talking about? I gots a lotta man-traps planted all over the place! Trouble is, I hide them so well that no one find them 
Bridget, I think the problem is they style of trap you're using...
The spikes tend to catch you a corpse.
The spikes tend to catch you a corpse.
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GraceReborn
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What are you talking about? I gots a lotta man-traps planted all over the place! Trouble is, I hide them so well that no one find them
I found some and i ruined them.. I don't like competition!
Ha. One-legged men are much better than corpses.
Yep. I'm not after just one.. I appreciate variety.
Ladies, I just figured I'd help you out. I've heard this one works well, if you don't mind a one legged man.
Oncefallen, when will you deliver my orders?
try snares ladies! They are simple to make, easy to set, and are far less destructive to the guy in question. Just don't set it with a bent over sapling or you end up with the same problem as the spikes. Now if only the woman were as easily trapped as guys......
Okay, 2 days ago I sat here and stared at the OP, wanting so badly to respond, but also not really wanting to get banned. I decided to ignore the thread.
AND NOW I'M BACK!!! Muahahaha!!!
Canada and America are not "Europe countries".
Let's get married! You can help me take care of my 260 awesome cats!
I'd love to, but I have five boyfriends already, and I'm not sure I can take on another right now.
Only if you will sign a written contract stating that you DO NOT, nor will you EVER, do any kind of housework whatsoever. That stuff is MINE, so back off.
Oh my, YES!!! My last husband died in a rather unfortunate poisoning accident, and I have been very lonely ever since.
The age gap is a little extreme here... maybe if you were 58 or a little older even, I'd say yes.
Sure! My magic 8-ball told me you were the one!
AND NOW I'M BACK!!! Muahahaha!!!
Canada and America are not "Europe countries".
Let's get married! You can help me take care of my 260 awesome cats!
I'd love to, but I have five boyfriends already, and I'm not sure I can take on another right now.
Only if you will sign a written contract stating that you DO NOT, nor will you EVER, do any kind of housework whatsoever. That stuff is MINE, so back off.
Oh my, YES!!! My last husband died in a rather unfortunate poisoning accident, and I have been very lonely ever since.
The age gap is a little extreme here... maybe if you were 58 or a little older even, I'd say yes.
Sure! My magic 8-ball told me you were the one!
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