Speaking of piercing bread and peanut-butter, I find it annoying when I go to a friend's house and they keep their peanut-butter stored in the fridge, and trying to spread it on bread is like trying to spread drying cement. Am I the only person on the planet who keeps the peanut-butter stored "outside" of the fridge???
On a related note - When God dropped manna from heaven for the Israelites in the desert, there was peanut-butter on it. That fact was left out of the Old Testament because there is no Hebrew word for peanut-butter. You heard it here first!!!