*puts the Brotherhood of the Incredibly Hot calendar on her Christmas list*
Julianna, I just put in an order for you to receive our deluxe issue of the 2013 "Brotherhood of the Incredibly Hot" calendar. As a bonus, I will also throw in the new mini desktop version of the calendar, which consists purely of close-up face shots, so you will be graced by our smiles every morning you wake up to have your coffee and check your emails!!!
If any other women here wish to place an order for our calendar as well, I recommend you do it quickly because they are selling like hot-cakes (incidentally, "Hot-Cakes" will be the name of our 2014 calendar!!!).