Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

[Descyple]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Here are my list of no-no's that will send you packin' before you can say, "Check please?".

-"I went to the doctor yesterday and they said my Gonorrhea finally cleared up. Let's celebrate!"

-"No, you've got it all wrong! I've been staring at your chest for the past thirty minutes because I was trying read the writing on your shirt. It's a really small font."

Nothing says "New Beginnings" in a fresh relationship than recently cleared up Gonorrhea. Let the good times roll!!!

The second excuse is totally understandable for guys who have bad eyes (unless there is no writing on your shirt at all). In that case a typical guy would say "Is your t-shirt's writing in braille? Let me check!!!"

 

[GreenNnice]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

If we have a date Seoulsearch, you better wear open-toed heels to showcase those bunions. Those are always second-date clinchers for me.

If you got'em, flaunt em!!!

The scariest thing about you is that your humor is a lot like me-me-me, NO, don't say it, green !!! meeee-ine , discipled, God be with ya

The Texans have a much better shot of going to the Super Bowl then the Cowboys. The Cowboys have to contend with Jerry Jones.

Dallas is hanging by a thread, playoffs very unreal for them, and, Texans have no shot against the Seahawks, we beat the Patriots and you guys were trounced by the Patriots, the best hope for Texas NFL football is Fall 2013

Here are my list of no-no's that will send you packin' before you can say, "Check please?".

-"Oh, you're Christian? Well, that's cool. I have to ask though. Does that mean you believe in waiting to have sex until you're married?"

-"Oh, you're Christian? I'm an Atheist. Let's start discussing our religions until it turns into a full out war of me bashing your beliefs."

- "My ex Michelle used to do that all the time."Or,"Your laugh sounds just like Whitney's, my ex." Or, "My ex, Karen ordered her salad with Ranch on the side too."

-"I went to the doctor yesterday and they said my Gonorrhea finally cleared up. Let's celebrate!"

-"No, you've got it all wrong! I've been staring at your chest for the past thirty minutes because I was trying read the writing on your shirt. It's a really small font."

- "I would invite you back to my place to watch a movie, but my wife still lives there."

- "Well, I'm not divorced, TECHNICALLY. We're separated. Going on two weeks now."

-"Yeah, then she said that I cheated on her with her sister. I was like, 'What?' I was just trying to give her CPR because she choked on a piece of popcorn! She was all suspicious because her shirt was off when she walked in. Talk about stalker! Not to mention she slept with all my best friends. That psycho was out of her mind, let me tell ya. I tossed her to the curb like yesterday's newspaper."

- "Dang I forgot my wallet. You've got this, right? Okay, after this let's go to the movies. Your treat!"

- "Hang on, let me take this call. 'Hey bro, did you nail that chick from last night? Oh, she's still over there now? I told you those pick up lines work like a charm every time-'"

-"Hang on, let me take this call. 'Hey bro. What am I doing? Nothing much, just out with a friend. Oh, you want to go to the club tonight? Sure, I'll meet you at ten'."

-"Hang on, let me take this call. 'Hey Honey, I can't wait to see you either. I'm just running some arrands and then I'll be home. I miss you too. We're going to have so much fun tonight. I love you too, bye'." Followed by, "Oh, that was my cousin. We're close."

- "I know you don't like people who drink but I only drink on occasion. That's okay right?" Followed by, "Yeah, waiter? Can I have four more shots of tequila and a beer?"

- "You know, if you lost ten pounds you would be a knock-out!"

-"Are you sure you want to get the cheese burger? They've got great salads here."

-"Why don't we just skip all of this and go back to my place."

-"You're saying no, but I have a feeling that really means yes."

Wow! You're a cold one, ms grinch.

Just about ALL of those reasons would require the other person to become speechless, or, close to it, before walking out the door

Hmmm, but, if you did hear ANY of those excuses, the best way to be blessed is to bite your tongue and smile and say 'God bless you,' and then, politely pay for your part of the meal and go out the door.

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That ambitious list needs some additions, which, OF COURSE, are not from my true experience. Ha! Me? Never

You are really too short for me. (This is not a necessary thing to lose esteem over, just go find someeone who likes you for who you are )

I love that faded yellow dress you're wearing. (Again, you need to go find a girl that likes your taste in fashion, notmydude. God ALWAYS opens one door when another closes, and, so you know, THIS DOOR slammeD in your face after you just made that comment )

Great colors you got on. Want to go to circus?

Oh, I love the outdoors too, even taking a claritin doesn't stop this dripping nose of mine out in the wild.

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And, sigh, here is one I heard AFTER the date and she was willing to email me from eharmony.

We just don't have anything in common.

And, I THOUGHT the date went well

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As much as you want to have fun on this, be kind, remember, what would Jesus do ? Let that personify your life, and, remember, whoever may find you look like a neon sign and is a conservative gorgeous hunk, miladies, you just give it to God, that YOU will find someone who is all bright and light, like you

Guys, when you hear, 'Oh, a retail clerk, you don't make much, do you?' REMEMBER, God is in control and He will find you the perfect girl tagged just for you, IF you are patient and faithful to Him and accept His timing, which could be a looong time a-coming before the perfect girl that believes 'The Price' (guy) is right

I love the saying, 'There are more fish in the sea.'

There ARE. The Lord made many fish

 

[Descyple]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

The scariest thing about you is that your humor is a lot like me-me-me, NO, don't say it, green !!! meeee-ine , discipled, God be with ya

Not only is our humor similar, but also my eyes are green (just like your username "GreenNnice") and we are almost the same age. I think you may be my long lost twin brother that my mother mentioned to me once.

We are reunited at last Brother!!! Since we are family now, can you lend me $50? - lol.

 

[lookwhatthelordhasdone]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Wow! You're a cold one, ms grinch.

Just about ALL of those reasons would require the other person to become speechless, or, close to it, before walking out the door

Hmmm, but, if you did hear ANY of those excuses, the best way to be blessed is to bite your tongue and smile and say 'God bless you,' and then, politely pay for your part of the meal and go out the door.

Oh, is that so? Lol, I don't think any of mine were outrageous. As a matter of fact, I over-dramatized them to get my point across. This would also be a good time to say, this is my sense of humor.

I am happily taken at the moment and have been for two years. It may seem like I'm picky, but I just know what I want. I'm actually very laid-back and go with the flow, although it may not seem like it in my last post.

Switched my avatar by the way. Do you like it?

 

[Chrissy77]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

This is one I love... Being a full figured woman and proud of it, I have a tendency to up play my weight. For instance, I will tell people I weight 397lbs. They all know it is a joke but it makes for interesting conversation when you first see me. I love the comments I get when people finally see a picture of me. Mind you I only show from the waist up unless I am dating someone. Some of the comments are...

I love full- figured women.
Oh, you aren't fat. You are just volumptuous(might need an urban dictionary to understand the meaning of this word).
You aren't 397lbs. You are just very curvy.

Do men not understand that all those terms are basically just telling a woman that she is fat with just other words? lol.. Too bad I am a little
too feisty and overconfident for my own good or I might get a complex.

 

[Descyple]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

I love the comments I get when people finally see a picture of me. Mind you I only show from the waist up unless I am dating someone.

Chrissy, I too only show pictures of myself from the waist up, because if I showed my whole body then people will see that my prideful comments about myself have no legs to stand on - lol.

 

[Chrissy77]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Have I told you lately, you need some help,lol.

 

[Descyple]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Have I told you lately, you need some help,lol.

That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me!!!

Thank you for that early Christmas present Chrissy!!!

 

[Chrissy77]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me!!!

Thank you for that early Christmas present Chrissy!!!

you are welcome!! Don't say I never gave you anything.

 

[Descyple]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

you are welcome!! Don't say I never gave you anything.

Chrissy, check under your Christmas tree on Christmas morning, and you just might find a wrapped container of Canadian-made Tequila Ginger Spice!!!

Now don't say I never gave you anything!!!

 

[Chrissy77]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Chrissy, check under your Christmas tree on Christmas morning, and you just might find a wrapped container of Canadian-made Tequila Ginger Spice!!!

Now don't say I never gave you anything!!!

With friends like you, who needs enemies,lol.

 

[lost1972]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

I knew a guy who told his wife that he was going to marry her when they first met. As a recent commercial says "it's only weird if it doesn't work." Hehehe

I said that to my wife almost 13 years ago

 

[Oncefallen]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

I'm probably digging myself a hole by commenting on this, but I'm accustomed to being in that position. To me there's a big difference between "full figured," "curvy," and overweight. Most women don't have the body style glamorized in women's magazines and they feel as if they are "fat" because they don't.

I've known plenty of full figured, curvy women that were far from "fat" they were born with a frame that did not allow them to achieve the stereotypical "perfect" body.

 

[lost1972]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

I'm probably digging myself a hole by commenting on this, but I'm accustomed to being in that position. To me there's a big difference between "full figured," "curvy," and overweight. Most women don't have the body style glamorized in women's magazines and they feel as if they are "fat" because they don't.

I've known plenty of full figured, curvy women that were far from "fat" they were born with a frame that did not allow them to achieve the stereotypical "perfect" body.

there is a difference between full figured and fat, a full figured woman has curves and looks nice the way a woman is supposed to look, this is vs the stick figure the skinny woman has dieted herself to. A fat woman will ask you in the middle of dinner "are you gonna eat that?"

 

[GreenNnice]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Oh, is that so? Lol, I don't think any of mine were outrageous. As a matter of fact, I over-dramatized them to get my point across. This would also be a good time to say, this is my sense of humor.

I am happily taken at the moment and have been for two years. It may seem like I'm picky, but I just know what I want. I'm actually very laid-back and go with the flow, although it may not seem like it in my last post.

Switched my avatar by the way. Do you like it?

yeah, that way you don't look to all the oogling guys as just another pretty face (ms grinch).

Not only is our humor similar, but also my eyes are green (just like your username "GreenNnice") and we are almost the same age. I think you may be my long lost twin brother that my mother mentioned to me once.

We are reunited at last Brother!!! Since we are family now, can you lend me $50? - lol.

Cool, green rocks, go to the 'what is your best feature' thread and I'll answer yoy what color my eyes are

Hey, yer hittin' on me are ya dude?? Just checkin'

I'm available tomorrow if positive response to above

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The way I see you and I is simple, discipled: Great minds think alike

Oh, was that 'spose to be kidding.

But, at least , we got the 'think alike' part of the Bartlett's the same .

there is a difference between full figured and fat, a full figured woman has curves and looks nice the way a woman is supposed to look, this is vs the stick figure the skinny woman has dieted herself to. A fat woman will ask you in the middle of dinner "are you gonna eat that?"

I would keep 'full figured' out of first date conversation at all costs , notmydudes. Just sayin'
And, if you 'say it,' hmmm, maybe, miladies, can resond to this, but, you will be seeing her get up from the dinner table and leave without even saying goodbye.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Wow I forgot how funny y'all are!! If I'd been drinking something, I would have spit it out and ruined my computer.

 

[lookwhatthelordhasdone]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

yeah, that way you don't look to all the oogling guys as just another pretty face (ms grinch). .

Aw, you mean I can't do that anymore? That was better than bird watching. How am i supposed to ignore all the handsome faces of men everywhere?

At least the world didn't blow up today. I still have that.

 

[GreenNnice]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

greenguy: yeah, that way you don't look to all the oogling guys as just another pretty face (ms grinch).

Aw, you mean I can't do that anymore? That was better than bird watching. How am i supposed to ignore all the handsome faces of men everywhere?

You're 'taken,' so, somehow i think you'll manage, i kind of like you as a ms grinch , too , care to change your username, too, to: theLordsmsgrinch
-------ahhh, i'm just kidding, you're a sweety, young lady, do whatever avatar and name that suits you, the Lord leads, LWTLHDwoo-woo-woo. He changes everyone, His timing, He heals our body, He changes our mind, He saves us all the time , so, wanna praise His name, k

Romans 12:2

 

[lookwhatthelordhasdone]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

You're 'taken,' so, somehow i think you'll manage, i kind of like you as a ms grinch , too , care to change your username, too, to: theLordsmsgrinch
-------ahhh, i'm just kidding, you're a sweety, young lady, do whatever avatar and name that suits you, the Lord leads, LWTLHDwoo-woo-woo. He changes everyone, His timing, He heals our body, He changes our mind, He saves us all the time , so, wanna praise His name, k

Romans 12:2

Maybe that's what I'll change my name too, since I already have a heart that is two sizes too small. Lol. Thank you for the compliments! How nice of you.

 

[GreenNnice]

Re: Conversation stoppers on that FIRST date..."What? You just told me 'that?"

Maybe that's what I'll change my name too, since I already have a heart that is two sizes too small. Lol. Thank you for the compliments! How nice of you.

Your heart is big; big as the moon falling into the arms of angel, LWTLHD , you are the transformed msgrinch, whose heart shines big as the sun on a warm day of perfect temperature