There are plenty of good gifts at gas stations, if you're finding the shelves empty in the malls. Nothing says Merry Christmas like a pine-scented car air freshener, memory foam-looking 'sponge cake' from the 'food' isle, $5 bottle of Coke, j-cloths, cigarette lighter keychain advertising some beer company, and a '25 days of money bags' scratch lottery ticket.
Oh wow so THAT'S where everyone's been buying my presents.
Yes, I love this little guy's picture.
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