Hot Cakes and Sugar Cubes: A crazy thread

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There are plenty of good gifts at gas stations, if you're finding the shelves empty in the malls. Nothing says Merry Christmas like a pine-scented car air freshener, memory foam-looking 'sponge cake' from the 'food' isle, $5 bottle of Coke, j-cloths, cigarette lighter keychain advertising some beer company, and a '25 days of money bags' scratch lottery ticket.

Oh wow so THAT'S where everyone's been buying my presents.

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Yes, I love this little guy's picture. ;)
 
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Oops, sorry Bat-Girl!!!

But Julianna, when I used it, neither Chrissy nor you showed up for a long, long time. So I recommend you take your bat-signal to the bat-shop and have it checked out by your bat-mechanic!!!

Hotcakes, I don't think her bat signal was the problem.I think we were blinded by the light display we put all over Seoul's house when she was sleeping. Oops I mean the one the elves put all over her house. :)
 
Hotcakes, I don't think her bat signal was the problem.I think we were blinded by the light display we put all over Seoul's house when she was sleeping. Oops I mean the one the elves put all over her house. :)

*Jumps up and down in elfin-like glee!! WWWHHHEEEEEEE* Christmas lights!! A WHOLE MESS OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!! Look at at all the pppeeerrrrrtttyyy lights!! AND, THEY'RE ONES THAT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO PUT UP!!!

It's truly a Christmas miracle!! Never mind that I won't be able to sleep at night because of all the blinding, blinking, racing lights, but hey.

Just as long as you guys don't leave them up 'til say, Valentine's Day or Easter, I'm totally good with it!! :D

Did I also mention I'm sending you guys the electric bill...
 
*Jumps up and down in elfin-like glee!! WWWHHHEEEEEEE* Christmas lights!! A WHOLE MESS OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!! Look at at all the pppeeerrrrrtttyyy lights!! AND, THEY'RE ONES THAT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO PUT UP!!!

It's truly a Christmas miracle!! Never mind that I won't be able to sleep at night because of all the blinding, blinking, racing lights, but hey.

Just as long as you guys don't leave them up 'til say, Valentine's Day or Easter, I'm totally good with it!! :D

Did I also mention I'm sending you guys the electric bill...

Seoul, I'm so glad you love the lights. It was my idea but you know Hotcakes, he just had to go extreme. Oh, and he said for you to send him the bill. It is his gift to you. I will help you take them down around June once its warm.
 
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Seoul, I'm so glad you love the lights. It was my idea but you know Hotcakes, he just had to go extreme. Oh, and he said for you to send him the bill. It is his gift to you. I will help you take them down around June once its warm.

Yeah Seoulsearch, feel free to send me your electricity bill, and I will send you a cheque to cover it (I've learned to forge Chrissy's signature). I will leave the cheque blank because I am feeling especially "giving" this holiday season - lol.
 
Yeah Seoulsearch, feel free to send me your electricity bill, and I will send you a cheque to cover it (I've learned to forge Chrissy's signature). I will leave the cheque blank because I am feeling especially "giving" this holiday season - lol.


Oh this is a great idea!!! Since the check will have your name at the top of it they will just assume one of two things. Either you are truly a woman and your name is Chrissy or your girlfriend Chrissy signed and wrote a check out of your account and you just "forgot" to put her on the account. Since they allow just about anyone to use your debit card these days, I am sure a check signed with my name won't even make them blink an eye.
 
Since they allow just about anyone to use your debit card these days, I am sure a check signed with my name won't even make them blink an eye.

That is what I'm hoping on, Chrissy. Let's keep our fingers crossed (for Seoulsearch's sake - lol).
 
That is what I'm hoping on, Chrissy. Let's keep our fingers crossed (for Seoulsearch's sake - lol).


I am telling you one of us will be behind bars after this episode. I told you to NOT leave a check in the first place. Those are traceable. If you would have just left a money order no one would have ever known it was us. I mean Seoul wouldn't tell as long as we paid the bill, but now we are going to have all her neighbors coming after us for hush money. I told you I only have so many coke cans I can trade in and get money.
 
I am telling you one of us will be behind bars after this episode. I told you to NOT leave a check in the first place. Those are traceable. If you would have just left a money order no one would have ever known it was us. I mean Seoul wouldn't tell as long as we paid the bill, but now we are going to have all her neighbors coming after us for hush money. I told you I only have so many coke cans I can trade in and get money.

Chrissy, we have to do whatever it takes to keep Seoulsearch's house warm. I heard it gets terribly cold in Florida during the winter!!!

So you need to keep those coke cans coming in, and I will begin to sell autographed portraits of myself in order to keep Seoulsearch's "Electricity Bill Charity" alive!!!
 
Chrissy, we have to do whatever it takes to keep Seoulsearch's house warm. I heard it gets terribly cold in Florida during the winter!!!

So you need to keep those coke cans coming in, and I will begin to sell autographed portraits of myself in order to keep Seoulsearch's "Electricity Bill Charity" alive!!!


Seoul, your heat is doomed!! If you are relying on portraits of Descyple you might as well get out the wood and start the wood stove.
 
Seoul, your heat is doomed!! If you are relying on portraits of Descyple you might as well get out the wood and start the wood stove.

O ye of little faith - lol.

Just in case my portraits don't sell like "HOTCAKES", I will send Seoulsearch a genuine Canadian-made parka made out of Canadian Grade-A Goose Feathers (those coats are the number one cause of global warming!!!)
 
O ye of little faith - lol.

Just in case my portraits don't sell like "HOTCAKES", I will send Seoulsearch a genuine Canadian-made parka made out of Canadian Grade-A Goose Feathers (those coats are the number one cause of global warming!!!)


Hey I am always cold. Can I get a blanket made the same way?
 
Hey I am always cold. Can I get a blanket made the same way?

Send me a batch of brownies, and you've got yourself a deal!!!

But Chrissy, please don't add Arwen's ingredient of magical reindeer poop! If you do add it, I will send you a blanket stuffed with magical Canadian-Geese poop!!!
 
Send me a batch of brownies, and you've got yourself a deal!!!

But Chrissy, please don't add Arwen's ingredient of magical reindeer poop! If you do add it, I will send you a blanket stuffed with magical Canadian-Geese poop!!!


I don't go near poop so no worries.

I am so proud of myself, I almost flirted with you there but held back.
My New Year's resolution is working!
 
I don't go near poop so no worries.

I am so proud of myself, I almost flirted with you there but held back.
My New Year's resolution is working!

It's a good thing you didn't flirt there Chrissy! Because flirting in a post about poop would not be such a good idea - lol.

Wait until there is a post about my perfect hair again, or my dazzling smile, then feel free to flirt!!!
 
It's a good thing you didn't flirt there Chrissy! Because flirting in a post about poop would not be such a good idea - lol.

Wait until there is a post about my perfect hair again, or my dazzling smile, then feel free to flirt!!!

No way!! My New Year's resolution is not to "be caught";) flirting with you.
I think I have done quite well, thank you very much.
Now I just have to move onto my next victim oops I mean.....