if you're lonely... you should buy a giant bear

[ijustwanttheTruth]

that's what i did i don't know how i lived this long without him. his name is professor cuddle bottoms and i feel a lot less lonely since i got him
so that's my BEST advice for all you singles out there. buy a nice bear.
bc the whole waiting for a spouse thing?
is a bear

 

[eugenius]

Runs to store to buy giant bear. I will call him Mikhail Sergeyevich Bearkin or Misha for short.

 

[toastface_grillah]

And such a low-maintenance bear! No feeding, no cleaning, no training! Well done, Truthy.

 

[ijustwanttheTruth]

And such a low-maintenance bear! No feeding, no cleaning, no training! Well done, Truthy.

hehe thanks exactly. he needs nothing from me but is available for 24/7 huggles. he's very nearly perfect

 

[Stuey]

Who else read this as beer? Can the guys buy a giant beer? (or maybe just pint sized) lol

 

[seoulsearch]

Who else read this as beer? Can the guys buy a giant beer? (or maybe just pint sized) lol

Exactly. I read this as, "If You're Lonely... You Should Go Buy a Giant Beer."

And my first thought was, But... but... I really don't like beer...

Funny thing is, when I was in high school, my friends actually did chip in and bought me a bear in a tuxedo, saying he could be my prom date. They all had boyfriends at the time, and I didn't, so they were actually being serious... Their confidence in my social life was pretty overwhelming, huh? I actually DID find a date... but they took pictures of me in my prom dress with that bear... just in case.

 

[error]

I rather buy->interesting book. I don't have space (in my home) for giant bears.

 

[Stuey]

Drink it on the Porch? Verandah? Balcony?

 

[ijustwanttheTruth]

Funny thing is, when I was in high school, my friends actually did chip in and bought me a bear in a tuxedo, saying he could be my prom date. They all had boyfriends at the time, and I didn't, so they were actually being serious... Their confidence in my social life was pretty overwhelming, huh? I actually DID find a date... but they took pictures of me in my prom dress with that bear... just in case.

bahahahaha that's so great. lol.
no guys. don't go buy beer to numb the ache. lol. BEER makes ache greater. BEAR makes ache smaller ^_^ at least to me. lol. was he a good dance partner?

 

[Jullianna]

This thread needs more bears!!!!

 

[LightningClap0002]

You wouldn't be referring to this now would you? :O

 

[Indubitably]

I am so confused.. let's see; I'm so lonely that I should go buy a giant bear, and a giant beer. Wow, This is almost as costly as dating!

 

[ijustwanttheTruth]

I am so confused.. let's see; I'm so lonely that I should go buy a giant bear, and a giant beer. Wow, This is almost as costly as dating!

professor cuddle bottoms was only $20 and he's a cheap date. he doesn't eat much....

 

[ijustwanttheTruth]

now that's the stuff! hostess!

 

[niceguyJ]

Bear with me as I reply to this thread.
Professor Cuddle Bottoms? That's a beary funny name!
You might want to get some more clothes for him though, else he'll be bearing it all.

*whispers* I can't bear it anymore! I have to say: He looks more like a dog than a bear to me...Don't tell him I said so.

 

[Stuey]

 

[seoulsearch]

bahahahaha that's so great. lol.
no guys. don't go buy beer to numb the ache. lol. BEER makes ache greater. BEAR makes ache smaller ^_^ at least to me. lol. was he a good dance partner?

The best thing about a bear as a dance partner is that if you're clumsy like me, he won't complain if you step on his paw.

professor cuddle bottoms was only $20 and he's a cheap date. he doesn't eat much....

Bears don't eat much because they're already stuffed.

This little guy is totally gettin' jiggy with it!!!

 

[lil_christian]

that's what i did i don't know how i lived this long without him. his name is professor cuddle bottoms and i feel a lot less lonely since i got him
so that's my BEST advice for all you singles out there. buy a nice bear.
bc the whole waiting for a spouse thing?
is a bear

Handsome bear ya got there.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

I don't need a bear. I have a pillow pet dog that my boyfriend bought me before he moved. His name is Puppy and he's great for cuddling, telling secrets to and soaking up tears.

 

[Evenios]

i sleep with a bear lol. hes not that big but still better then nothing