Hot Cakes and Sugar Cubes: A crazy thread

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Descyple said:
I and Canadian beer have the same effect on women.............. we both make you feel dizzy, nauseous and regretful the next morning!!!
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Would definitely have to agree with the nauseous. Have you ladies seen what Matthew looks like when he takes off all his makeup?
 
Chrissy77 said:
Would definitely have to agree with the nauseous. Have you ladies seen what Matthew looks like when he takes off all his makeup?
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I'm thinking, I need to find out what kind of makeup he uses... and buy myself a few things. :D
 
Chrissy77 said:
Would definitely have to agree with the nauseous. Have you ladies seen what Matthew looks like when he takes off all his makeup?
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seoulsearch said:
I'm thinking, I need to find out what kind of makeup he uses... and buy myself a few things. :D
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First of all Chrissy, I use make-up not to "improve" my beauty, but rather to "conceal" the brilliance of it so as not to blind those who are near me (just like Moses' had to cover his face when he came down from Mount Sinai).

And SeoulSearch, I use a special line of make-up called "Heart-Stealer Concealer" - For Men!!! I suppose you as a woman could use it too, but I warn you, you will have an unusually high amount of women following you around after that!!! Have you ever seen the "Axe" commercials with all the women chasing after the man? Well that is my life, because of my daily applying of "Heart-Stealer Concealer" (which is only sold through George Hamilton's personal website store!!!).

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violakat said:
Nuke, I knew there was a reason that you were missed. I just couldn't put my finger on it until now.
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Well, I think that everyone's sarcasm levels bottomed out...I know Nod's been doing her best (which is much better than mine), but when you're backed up against the ropes and you don't have another cynical derision left in you, it's so much easier to reach out and tap your partner, who'll rush in with some tag-team scorn and bitterness (and perhaps a folding chair).
Don't worry, I'm sure I'll have most of the forum clicking the 'Report this Post' button before long. Aaah...old times. Brings back memories.

(Nod's the one on the ropes...)
 

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Descyple said:
First of all Chrissy, I use make-up not to "improve" my beauty, but rather to "conceal" the brilliance of it so as not to blind those who are near me (just like Moses' had to cover his face when he came down from Mount Sinai).

And SeoulSearch, I use a special line of make-up called "Heart-Stealer Concealer" - For Men!!! I suppose you as a woman could use it too, but I warn you, you will have an unusually high amount of women following you around after that!!! Have you ever seen the "Axe" commercials with all the women chasing after the man? Well that is my life, because of my daily applying of "Heart-Stealer Concealer" (which is only sold through George Hamilton's personal website store!!!).

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Oh my word, help us all!!!
 
You know Chrissy, if Descyple looks like George Hamilton, I'm definitely immune to him. Don't really think GH is all that attractive.
 
violakat said:
You know Chrissy, if Descyple looks like George Hamilton, I'm definitely immune to him. Don't really think GH is all that attractive.
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George Hamilton is not attractive??? BLASPHEMY!!!

Actually there is one small difference between my appearance and his - I have a tan!!!
 
Where oh where has Hotcakes gone, where oh where could he be? You know, Viola makes a thread, puts her sweat into it, and what does Hotcakes do? Poofs!!! How rude!!!!
 
Chrissy77 said:
Where oh where has Hotcakes gone, where oh where could he be? You know, Viola makes a thread, puts her sweat into it, and what does Hotcakes do? Poofs!!! How rude!!!!
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Hey, I never POOF, and if I did, I would take responsibility for it!!!
 
Chrissy77 said:
Since when do you take responsibility for anything you do? lol
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I started taking responsibility ever since I was told that my smile causes women to act erratically and out of control. So now I try to smile less, to lessen the chaos my smile creates amongst the female population!!!
 
Descyple said:
I started taking responsibility ever since I was told that my smile causes women to act erratically and out of control. So now I try to smile less, to lessen the chaos my smile creates amongst the female population!!!
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They didn't forget to tell you that the reason your smile causes women to act out of control is because your lack of teeth scares women.
 
Chrissy77 said:
They didn't forget to tell you that the reason your smile causes women to act out of control is because your lack of teeth scares women.
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In some cultures, lack of teeth is a sign of virility (unfortunately none of those cultures are in Canada or the U.S. - lol).
 
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