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meggars
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10 girlfriends and 28 secret admirers, right?
.............................and counting (the list keeps growing, just like the national debt!!!).
10 girlfriends and 28 secret admirers, right?
27. i'm comin' out
Meggars, I'm afraid you cannot simply "leave" my secret admirers list. First you have to submit a formal request to be removed, then your request will be brought before a judicial committee where your reasons for wanting to leave will be scrutinized and critiqued. If you pass that stage, then finally you have to agree to be permanently dis-fellowshipped from the "Society of Women In Awe of The Man Known As Descyple" - SOWIAOTMKAD for short!!!
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meggars
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whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaa, sir.....i did not say i wanted to leave the society. i said i'm coming out! i'm not longer SECRETLY in awe of the man known as descyple....i'm OPENLY in awe.
whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaa, sir.....i did not say i wanted to leave the society. i said i'm coming out! i'm not longer SECRETLY in awe of the man known as descyple....i'm OPENLY in awe.
Oh, I understand now, Meggars.
You want to transfer from the "Secret Society of Descyple Adorers" to the "Loud and Proud Descyple Reverers"
Excellent choice!!!
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arwen83
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whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaa, sir.....i did not say i wanted to leave the society. i said i'm coming out! i'm not longer SECRETLY in awe of the man known as descyple....i'm OPENLY in awe.
I hear you get a gold status membership card and a $10 gift card to Tim Hortons, but is it REALLY worth the 3 emails a day of Descyple blogging about his hair hmm...
Arwen, not only do gold members get the Tim Hortons cards, but to go with it they also receive a complimentary coffee mug with my photo on the front pointing towards them with the caption saying - "You're Awesome (because you know me)."
Now who wouldn't want to see that first thing every morning to start your day???
Figuring out where your next meal comes from while simultaneously casting out demons from loacal pastors, bouncing perverts out of the health department, praying for your town to be delivered from racism, glaring at the maintenance man who relies on his wife to do everything while they avoid you for a simple paint job that was suppose to be done two months ago. Oh yeah, and avoiding being a pawn between the department of education and a MOMzilla, while praying not for a double portion, but a quadruple anointing to clean up this mess that Adam and Eve got us into in the first place. I don't need a spouse, I need for Jesus to come back and get me the heck outta here!! shoot.
its hard for a man to live entirely without a woman he could look at almost all the time and smile back at,laugh off the jokes they make.....its always difficult to allow the loneliness created by not having a woman around haunt for so long......there is factual prove to relish that desire to have a woman around,someone who could be there cheer u up,lighten u up,fellowship with u,argue with u in every reasonable issues...its been ordained from the beginning for every man to have a partner,a helper,some who could be more than a sister to the man,to be able to fathom way to set things aright....and wake up to the that call of fate for togetherness..
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Chrissy77
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On this note I will officially declare the start of the "Damsels Daring to Defy Descyple".
Club meetings will begin at the beginning of every day for five minute sections to
receive your complimentary ear plugs and thigh-high boots to wear for the day so you
can ignore the bull that comes out of Matthew's mouth along with wade through all the
egotistical mess that we have to listen to on a daily basis from him. Please sign up now!!!!
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meggars
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i can't join because i don't want to feel disloyal....BUT i will bake cookies to send along to your meetings
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Chrissy77
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i can't join because i don't want to feel disloyal....BUT i will bake cookies to send along to your meetings
Well, Meggars we have to have someone who will have to infiltrate the enemies territory. You look innocent enough, so it should probably be you.
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meggars
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i can't join because i don't want to feel disloyal....BUT i will bake cookies to send along to your meetings
Meggars, to prove your continued loyalty, you must send me half of those cookies!!!
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meggars
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oh of COURSE! *whisperwhisperdon'tworrychrissyiwillsendhim2andlethimthinkionlymade4andhewon'tsuspectathingwheniactuallymakeyou4DOZENwhisperwhisperwhisper*
Meggars, be glad that I am not bi-lingual, and therefore can't understand "whisper" language!!!