Sarcasm locks us in? Oh, man...I'm hosed. I don't wanna be your valentine...
I hope your comment was itsellf sarcastic, NukePooch. If so, you are easily in my top five!!!
Sarcasm locks us in? Oh, man...I'm hosed. I don't wanna be your valentine...
Wait a cotton pickin minute, you mean to tell me that you are buying me flowers, yet taking some "other" woman on a date tomorrow? You have got to be out of your mind if you think that will go over with me, MISTER!!!! lol
Hold on, Chrissy. The "other" woman hasn't been revealed yet, so calm your cotton-pickin nerves little lady!!!
Hold on, Chrissy. The "other" woman hasn't been revealed yet, so calm your cotton-pickin nerves little lady!!!
Descyple, you only have a few more hours to decide who will be your valentinue, if it doesn't happen before midnight you will turn into a pumpkin!
Descyple, you only have a few more hours to decide who will be your valentinue, if it doesn't happen before midnight you will turn into a pumpkin!
Arwen, he is on my side of Canada so he only "officially" has 20 minutes and counting!
How can you women possibly put a "time limit" on the celebration of Valentine's Day? A day which celebrates love will not be bound by your human time frames. Let it be free and fly like an eagle!!!
(Descyple hopes his overly-dramatic response buys him a couple more hours!!!).
Well then he'll have to make a cotton-pickin' choice already!
You noticed who seemingly disappeared and it is seven after midnight.
mhmm... how convenient
Maybe he made his choice and disappeared with "her".
Speaking of fainting, I still haven't received that "Laura" Mars Bar from you yet. I need it soon, or I will faint from low-blood sugar!!!
Hmmm... nah, he's probably up getting some food. Unless you consider food as 'her'
Well..... I wouldn't consider food a "her". Oh my word, what would women have left if we had to fight for men against food!!!
Well..... I wouldn't consider food a "her". Oh my word, what would women have left if we had to fight for men against food!!!
We would have to control the food supply and sources. Then they would come to us! HA! 'You can have your steak after you marry me'