You know you are having a hard time being single when ________________.

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Wait a cotton pickin minute, you mean to tell me that you are buying me flowers, yet taking some "other" woman on a date tomorrow? You have got to be out of your mind if you think that will go over with me, MISTER!!!! lol

Hold on, Chrissy. The "other" woman hasn't been revealed yet, so calm your cotton-pickin nerves little lady!!!
 
Hold on, Chrissy. The "other" woman hasn't been revealed yet, so calm your cotton-pickin nerves little lady!!!

Descyple, you only have a few more hours to decide who will be your valentinue, if it doesn't happen before midnight you will turn into a pumpkin!
 
Yes, I officially despise Valentines Day. It took approximately 22 years, but I've made it!
 
Hold on, Chrissy. The "other" woman hasn't been revealed yet, so calm your cotton-pickin nerves little lady!!!

Wait a cotton-pickin minute! You can't wait all day to decide who your Valentine is. I think that by midnight, when it "officially" turns Valentine's Day, you must have a choice made. It is only fair as all the women will have to move ahead to start making their Valentine's Day plans.
 
Descyple, you only have a few more hours to decide who will be your valentinue, if it doesn't happen before midnight you will turn into a pumpkin!

Arwen, he is on my side of Canada so he only "officially" has 20 minutes and counting!
 
Descyple, you only have a few more hours to decide who will be your valentinue, if it doesn't happen before midnight you will turn into a pumpkin!

Arwen, he is on my side of Canada so he only "officially" has 20 minutes and counting!

How can you women possibly put a "time limit" on the celebration of Valentine's Day? A day which celebrates love will not be bound by your human time frames. Let it be free and fly like an eagle!!!

(Descyple hopes his overly-dramatic response buys him a couple more hours!!!).
 
How can you women possibly put a "time limit" on the celebration of Valentine's Day? A day which celebrates love will not be bound by your human time frames. Let it be free and fly like an eagle!!!

(Descyple hopes his overly-dramatic response buys him a couple more hours!!!).


It didn't!!! What is with you men who don't know what you want???
Well then he'll have to make a cotton-pickin' choice already!

Exactly! It is almost cotton-pickin time!!
 
You noticed who seemingly disappeared and it is seven after midnight.
 
Hmmm... nah, he's probably up getting some food. Unless you consider food as 'her'

Well..... I wouldn't consider food a "her". Oh my word, what would women have left if we had to fight for men against food!!!
 
Well..... I wouldn't consider food a "her". Oh my word, what would women have left if we had to fight for men against food!!!

We would have to control the food supply and sources. Then they would come to us! HA! 'You can have your steak after you marry me'
 
Well..... I wouldn't consider food a "her". Oh my word, what would women have left if we had to fight for men against food!!!

The way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Jus' sayin'.....
 
Well, I'm not really having a hard time right now, but in the fall of 2011, there were 12 people that I knew that got engaged. Actually I think that number might be a bit low...

I mean, I'm happy for each and every one of them. But I was just like "Really?? Another one? Is there something in the water? Where is said water?"
 
We would have to control the food supply and sources. Then they would come to us! HA! 'You can have your steak after you marry me'

I know I am a great cook and I love baking so I don't think the food would be a problem.lol
 
.....when you krank up the karaoke and get on your bed and start singing, 'All by myself' song, just like ms. Zellweger (didn't she and chesney call it splits, sorry, off topic), did in Bridget Jones Diary flick.