Will you be mine????( from your Secret Admirer)

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Descyple

Descyple

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violakat said:
No you can't. Your the reason the DDDD had to be formed in the first place: to keep your ego in check.
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Viola, if I am not at the committee to be my own spokesperson, then who in the world is going to speak up for me in my absence???

I must be there for the truth to be told, not half-truths and myths that I am sure you "Damsels" will conjure up in your sneaky little minds!!!
 
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Chrissy77

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Descyple said:
Hey, I did send you a bouquet of flowers, but they were confiscated at the border because Canada has much nicer flowers then America does, so the American authorities wouldn't let them pass through.

Next year I will try sending a cactus, and see if it gets through instead!!!
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I won't hold my breath! Besides anyone knows when you send fake flowers we won't let them in the USA. We don't like anything fake entering the USA that is why they denied your citizenship silly or did you forget?
 
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Chrissy77

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Descyple said:
Viola, if I am not at the committee to be my own spokesperson, then who in the world is going to speak up for me in my absence???

I must be there for the truth to be told, not half-truths and myths that I am sure you "Damsels" will conjure up in your sneaky little minds!!!
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Oh what we failed to tell you Descyple is that every conversation in the forum is being recorded so that we have proof of just how over the top your ego is. It is in a disclaimer under all the other disclaimers. You will need to grab your magnifying glass to see it.
 
Descyple

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Chrissy77 said:
I won't hold my breath! Besides anyone knows when you send fake flowers we won't let them in the USA. We don't like anything fake entering the USA that is why they denied your citizenship silly or did you forget?
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Chrissy, the only fake about me is the I.D. I use to buy Canadian alcohol and ship it to you to support your drinking "habits"
 
Descyple

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Chrissy77 said:
Oh what we failed to tell you Descyple is that every conversation in the forum is being recorded so that we have proof of just how over the top your ego is. It is in a disclaimer under all the other disclaimers. You will need to grab your magnifying glass to see it.
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Why would I need a magnifying glass when I have my trusty monocle? (yes, I am very high class!!!).
 
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Chrissy77

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Descyple said:
Chrissy, the only fake about me is the I.D. I use to buy Canadian alcohol and ship it to you to support your drinking "habits"
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I have asked you time and again not to mention my drinking problem in the forum!!!:p
 
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Chrissy77

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I changed my mind.. Instead of any kind of flowers anytime I think for a "just because" gift you should buy me a Kindle so I can try it out. I am normally a person who likes her books but I would love to see if I would enjoy the Kindle more.
 
Descyple

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Chrissy77 said:
I have asked you time and again not to mention my drinking problem in the forum!!!:p
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You need help Chrissy!!! We won't judge you here!!!

Now pass me a shot of vodka, don't hog it all!!!
 
Descyple

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Chrissy77 said:
I changed my mind.. Instead of any kind of flowers anytime I think for a "just because" gift you should buy me a Kindle so I can try it out. I am normally a person who likes her books but I would love to see if I would enjoy the Kindle more.
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A Kindle??? Do you know how much those cost Chrissy???

You will need to flirt with me much more than you do now in order to get me to buy you one of those!!!
 
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arwen83

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Chrissy77 said:
I changed my mind.. Instead of any kind of flowers anytime I think for a "just because" gift you should buy me a Kindle so I can try it out. I am normally a person who likes her books but I would love to see if I would enjoy the Kindle more.
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See the thing with Kindle is that when you have people come over, you don't have bookshelves of books in your study that display how intelligent you are!
 
Descyple

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arwen83 said:
See the thing with Kindle is that when you have people come over, you don't have bookshelves of books in your study that display how intelligent you are!
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If I owned a Kindle, I would attach a heavy weight to the back of it, so when my friends pick it up they will assume I have a lot of books downloaded on it!!!
 
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Chrissy77

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Descyple said:
A Kindle??? Do you know how much those cost Chrissy???

You will need to flirt with me much more than you do now in order to get me to buy you one of those!!!
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I WILL NOT flirt with you anymore MISTER after you stood me up!!!
 
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arwen83

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Descyple said:
Why would I need a magnifying glass when I have my trusty monocle? (yes, I am very high class!!!).
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Yes yes, Descyple is a part of an elitist cc group with me. It is a most enjoyable time. Monocles and top-hats abound! Cigars, brandy and discussing the threads of the day. Good time had by all!
 

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Descyple

Descyple

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Chrissy77 said:
Is this the pot calling the kettle black?
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Chrissy, you drink alcohol out of a pot???

Wow, your drinking problem is worse than I thought. Arwen and I are going to set up an emergency "Intervention" for you!!!
 
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Chrissy77

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Descyple said:
Chrissy, you drink alcohol out of a pot???

Wow, your drinking problem is worse than I thought. Arwen and I are going to set up an emergency "Intervention" for you!!!
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Well, look who is drinking out of a kettle!! That black kettle of yours could fit 5 of my pots!
 
Descyple

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arwen83 said:
Yes yes, Descyple is a part of an elitist cc group with me. It is a most enjoyable time. Monocles and top-hats abound! Cigars, brandy and discussing the threads of the day. Good time had by all!
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Yes indeed! Our group is called "The Society of the Snobbish and the Monocled"

Only the arrogant need apply!!!

P.S. My monocle is tinted, so I can wear it at the beach!!!
 
Descyple

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Chrissy77 said:
Well, look who is drinking out of a kettle!! That black kettle of yours could fit 5 of my pots!
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At least people assume I'm drinking coffee out of my kettle.

But you can't disguise your Jamaican Rum in a pot!!!
 
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Chrissy77

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Descyple said:
At least people assume I'm drinking coffee out of my kettle.

But you can't disguise your Jamaican Rum in a pot!!!
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What people are you referring to? The ones without any ability to smell?
 
DuchessAimee

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Descyple said:
A Kindle??? Do you know how much those cost Chrissy???

You will need to flirt with me much more than you do now in order to get me to buy you one of those!!!
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You can get a Kindle Fire for $199.00. It's a good price and totally work it. :D Buy her a Kindle Fire!! Yay, I love giving gifts!
 
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