Dating DISASTERS!

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minnesotablu

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haha so i thought the singles forum needed something fun! i want to hear really bad (or good) pick up lines! :D and/or dating disasters!

okay i got this one today (as a joke) and i found it absolutely hillarious!

a guy i was talking to was explaining how he had quite a few girlfriends so i jokingly said "ooh 365? one for every day?" and his reply was "yeah... you wanna be 366? ;)" bah haha...

NEXT!......
 
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andrew22

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heres a few i've heard people use.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to keep walking around you?
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes
(close hand with nothing inside and give it to the target) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this)
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.

Thats all i got for now
 
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Raeshelle

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Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Wow!! You must be tired, You been running around in my mind all day.
 
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Deux

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Christian pick up lines are the best and most ridiculous..for example..
"It is not good for man to be alone..."
"Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me,"
"What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."?
and my absolute favourite:
"You put the "cute" back in persecution!" had me laughing till I cried.
 
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SFRanger

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if you were a booger i'd pick ya
 
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Mel

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
 

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Mel

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You're ugly but you intrigue me.
 
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Raeshelle

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More Christian pick up lines.
Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug!
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's his name.
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
Honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips.")
 
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sweetnshy

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Well I have a bad date story! It isn't mine, 'cause I've never been on a date, but this happened to a friend of mine and made me feel almost glad that I've never dated. :p

She was supposed to go have dinner with this guy and then go to a concert. Well he was late picking her up and they didn't have time to stop for dinner, so he went through the McDonald's drive through and told her they'd just eat in the car on the way. So she told him what she wanted and he also got her a milkshake, which she doesn't even like. So he's passing her this milkshake across the seat, and it spilled all over her legs (she was wearing a skirt). Then he tried to lick it off! At that point, she told him to take her home. But he still had the nerve to call her again the next day. lol
 

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lostinnarnia

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*SNIIIIIFFS!
ahhhh!
i havent smelt beautiful in awhile
;)
lol
 
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lostinnarnia

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hi you look like you would make a someone a great wife.
*put hand out to shake
hi my name is someone ;)
lol
 
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lostinnarnia

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if i was peter pan youd be my happy thought to fly;)
 
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eccentricity

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guy: fat penguins!
girl: what?
guy: i just wanted to say something that'd break the ice.
 
Christianrkchk89

Christianrkchk89

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Junior year of highschool my "bestfriend" tried to set me up on a blind date. i met the guy once...but wasn't sure i was really ready for a boyfriend. so i just kinda stayed next to her and didn't talk to him much. when I did talk to him he kept saying "you know..i'm not stupid" i'm like...i didn't say you were. then he bought me icecream even though I told him i'd rather buy it. anywayz we met up again a week or so later and we all went swimming. and after a total of talking to him like 7 minutes or so he asked me out. and i said that i needed to root myself more into God before I was able to love someone else. He said something about my "Jesus stuff.." and then asked me out 3 more times. I was like...I said no. I'm not ready! Then he left me sitting on the beach all by myself for 10 minutes or so til my bestfriend found me..and by that time he was punching stuff in the bathroom and threatening to kill himself. To this day he tells people about me and says that I led him on and that he hate me and says terrible stuff about me.

Some guys are pretty neat huh?

Haha sorry that was kinda a downer....but yah it's definitely a disaster!!
 

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Kyra

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LoL, Wow! That sounds downright scary!!

Ok I'm so I've got a dating disaster story...

My friends hooked me up with this guy to go dancing. He shows up on time, looks cute and we hit the road. As we are driving in the car, he tells me we have to stop by his house on the way to pick up something he forgot. I say ok, no big deal.

So we arrive, go in and I wait for him in his kitchen. It's one of those huge kitchens with the island in the middle. He comes into the kitch. and says, My dad got my mom the best present for Valentine's Day- want to see it? ...I say sure. He whips out this parkay container. He looks me dead in the eye, takes a step towards me, cracks open the top lid and GROWLS.

I step back, slightly smiling- thinking ok?... He steps forward- growls again- and ends in a bark. I take another step back and look for the door. He then begins to 'make' the container snarl, and proceeds to slow chase me around the kitchen with a parkay container!! Finally I stop and just look at this guy and ask.. What is it?

It's the ashes of my dead dog!!!! Isn't that a COOL valentine's day present?!?!


Yeah, that was our last date.
 
Christianrkchk89

Christianrkchk89

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HAHA i remember that story............how CREEPY!!!
 
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JLL1212

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Why is it, when I tell a lady a compliment, and it's a true compliment (like-you are beautiful), they rarely say thanks. Can anyone tell me why they wouldn't say thanks? I am a little bit bothered by their responses. I'm not ugly or anything, so why wouldn't they say thanks?
 
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JLL1212

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Kyra, that's terrible. I think he was trying to be someone he is not. Like funny, amusing, exciting, surprising. Peop's need to be themselves.
 
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minnesotablu

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hahahaha! kyra that made me laugh a lot! xD i feel for you... i truly do. lol
 
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