Recent content by Lanolin

Miss Jenny was pacing in her tiny house. She wasnt getting very far and had consumed quite a few mugs if coffee, and looked a bit wired. Her hair was a mess, and she hadnt slept in a while. She told Miss Lanolin she was plotting revenge. Miss Lanolin also wasnt herself. Something had happened...

The birds were coming. Miss Greenlips Hine could make out ...canada geese? eagles...or was it vultures. She had to be on alert from the Mosetarians who often sent spies with evil reports. No it was a dove with an olive branch. The branch had a message on it, saying both Miss Jenny and Miss...

Miss Lanolin asked if she could go online or make a phone call. She had to bail out Miss Jenny out of her misery or they'd both be stuck in the broken readers prison forever. She considered calling Mrs Hardback at the Penguins books division to see if she could secure a new copy of Faulkner for...

Kevin we no longer have a president, said Miss Greenlips Hine. Ive known that for a long time, said Kevin. Democracy never works. Its just a fancy name for anarchy. Or a popularity contest. We do have a King though. Yes. Kevin glanced at King Mittens. He was purring. He had just eaten...

Well looks like you and me Ms Jenny, said President Lanolin who was now behind bars. And this book. hmm Faulkner. Ms Jenny wasnt willing to relinquish 'Sanctuary'. Didn't you know you could just return it, or, you could just pay your fine? Asked President Lanolin. At least you still have the...

Miss Goodbooks saw President Lanolin borrowing records that she had several Marvel Comic books months overdue. The mobile library had been gone a long time in fantasy land. It had done time in Gilead, Narnia, Middle Earth, Arendelle and Gotham City. How was she ever going to get all those...

Thor wanted to come to Lanolinland to experience summer. He was desperately short of Vitamin D. Miss Lanolin recieved an odd email from Ms Jenny, something about Thors housework and kids. Mrs Olive, she thinks Im going to be Thors nanny? And then hes going to hire a blonde au pair barely out...

Please pray a new christian school is opening up the road from me and they dont have a library they said there was no money for one and teachers will have to do it. Lord please show the principal that this is not something he can just wing it and add to teachers workload to do. I am going to...

Thor whatsapped Miss Lanolin everyday. Whats app? He would write, in what he hoped was intelligible messaging. The he added some emojis for good measure. The messages would reach Miss Lanolin at 3am in the morning waking her up, or he would want to talk sweet talk at 10pm just as she was going...

Kate's the Great's takeover was nearly complete. Antarktikka's denuded shores was going to be the new Mustique, a southern resort where the second in line to the throne could bide his time and conveniently homeschool their three children since he no longer trusted Eton and St Andrews University...

Kevin was wary of Thor He had heard that Thor barely concealed his temper, had left a trail of destruction on his previous 'allies' and that maybe President Lanolin had been taken for a ride. She only ever saw the fluffy white cloud side of him. When he did some internet sleuthing, he found out...

Man this is confusement. Do we rinse the dishes before we wash them or after? Or do we just give them a wet wipe or a good shake and think ahh close enough.

President Lanolin had badly misjudged the pickled herrings. They were a ROMANTIC gesture, not a trade deal. The frozen pizza was also a secret signal, that Thor was really very interested, and his supersonic nanowave oven was not a comment on her cooking skills but was a way to speed up their...