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"Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed."
I've added to my original post to expand this quote. Hope someone remembers this:
"There are two kinds of men and only two. And that young man is one kind. He is high-minded. He is pure. He's the kind of man the world pretends to look up to, and in fact despises. He is the kind of man who breeds unhappiness, particularly in women. Do you understand? I think you do. There's another kind. Not high-minded, not pure, but alive. Now, that your tastes at this time should incline towards the juvenile is understandable; but for you to marry that boy would be a disaster. Because there's two kinds of women. There are two kinds of women and you, as we well know, are not the first kind. You, my dear, are a slut."
You a photographer?
I'm a combat correspondent.
Well, you seen much combat?
[sarcastic] I've seen a little on TV.
You're a real comedian.
Well, they call me the Joker.
Still nobody got this? Let me add some additional quotes:
Jason McCullough: Well, gentlemen, I think it's only fair to tell you that I'd only be interested in this job on a temporary basis.
Henry Jackson: Oh?
Jason McCullough: Well, you see, actually I was on my way to Australia when I heard about your gold strike and I decided to, uh, travel through here and see if I couldn't pick myself up a little stake.
You a photographer?
I'm a combat correspondent.
Well, you seen much combat?
[sarcastic] I've seen a little on TV.
You're a real comedian.
Well, they call me the Joker.
Still nobody got this? Let me add some additional quotes:
Jason McCullough: Well, gentlemen, I think it's only fair to tell you that I'd only be interested in this job on a temporary basis.
Henry Jackson: Oh?
Jason McCullough: Well, you see, actually I was on my way to Australia when I heard about your gold strike and I decided to, uh, travel through here and see if I couldn't pick myself up a little stake.
i know..lol.. just trying to alleviate my post-hospital stay boredom.. I got discharged Saturday night and am somewhat confined to bed, with activities/exercise as tolerated..