A Thread for MEN only!!!!! WOMEN are absolutely forbidden to post anything here!!!

[miknik5]

LOL! That's how it works.

Yep. That IS how it works.

Some men have caught on to this
Some men (sadly) haven’t

 

[mailmandan]

The Bible teaches that the man is supposed to make the coffee....

Yes. HE-BREWS. I always make the coffee because my wife is good at getting up in the morning at the last minute, with no time to spare before she has to be at work.

 

[NotmebutHim]

If I offended or upset anyone by anything I've posted on this thread, I'm sorry.

I was only trying to be funny.

 

[mailmandan]

If I offended or upset anyone by anything I've posted on this thread, I'm sorry.

I was only trying to be funny.

You certainly did not offend me brother.

Do you need to borrow my Signature? - "I'm not a bad guy. I'm just misunderstood."

 

[blue_ladybug]

You offended me greatly.

I am so upset.

HOW COULD YOU?!






JK LOL

If I offended or upset anyone by anything I've posted on this thread, I'm sorry.

I was only trying to be funny.

 

[miknik5]

If I offended or upset anyone by anything I've posted on this thread, I'm sorry.

I was only trying to be funny.

I don’t believe you’ve offended anyone. I think we are all just “letting our hair down” here

i dkntbkniw about everyone else, but I’m enjoying it. It is relaxing and good to make light (and be able to accept it) of each other

 

[miknik5]

This reminds me

where is “Lynx”?


I hope I didn’t offend him in any way

If I have....I’m sorry
I know I’m very strong about voicing my input

Please forgive me if I have insulted you in any way

 

[RickyZ]

LOL! My wife has so many shoes that she keeps them in large boxes marked "Summer" and "Winter." When Winter is over, I carry the box of Winter shoes down stairs to the storage and carry up the Summer box to her walk in closet. Sometimes, she will stumble across a pair of shoes that she forgot she had and it's like Christmas for her all over again.

My wife has several dresses that have been hanging for years un-worn in her closet. Some even still had the sales tags on them. Guess what she got for Christmas last year?

 

[miknik5]

My wife has several dresses that have been hanging for years un-worn in her closet. Some even still had the sales tags on them. Guess what she got for Christmas last year?

Take her out and suggest she wear one of those dresses
Tell her you’d really like to see her in that dress

 

[miknik5]

Now can someone tell my husband to do the same thing!!!!

 

[RickyZ]

Eve was made from Adam's side so that she could be near and dear to his heart ​

Paul had a thorn in his side ... wonder if they're related?

 

[RickyZ]

Woman: Honey, I made your favorite for dinner!
Man: You look great!

Ta da....


(Both are happy)

just (slightly) kidding

My wife tells me I have to lose weight ... then comes home from the market with chocolate cake!

No honey, it's not the pants...

 

[RickyZ]

Here's a joke I read in an old issue of Reader's Digest:

First man: In my house I'm really "somebody".
Second man: Is that so?
First man: Yeah. Every night, my wife calls out from the kitchen, "Will somebody take out the garbage?"

In our house I have a very responsible position... whenever something goes wrong, I'm responsible!

 

[RickyZ]

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You took the blame?! Ummm... If I remember correctly, Adam blamed God for it. *doh! *

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I LOVE Calvin and Hobbes!

Transmogrify!

 

[miknik5]

Paul had a thorn in his side ... wonder if they're related?

Hey!

If you were trying to describe a “rose”
I think we’re the prettier part

 

[Didymous]

If I offended or upset anyone by anything I've posted on this thread, I'm sorry.

I was only trying to be funny.

Oh no?!! What have you done!?!?!?.......

 

[Didymous]

....trying to be funny???.....

 

[BillG]

My wife tells me I have to lose weight ... then comes home from the market with chocolate cake!

No honey, it's not the pants...

That reminds me of the time when my wife was stood in front of a mirror.

She asked me "Does this dress make my bum look big?

Without thinking I replied

"No darling it's all the cake and chocolate you eat that does that"

After a few days I could see the error of my ways, when my black eyes healed.

 

[miknik5]

That reminds me of the time when my wife was stood in front of a mirror.

She asked me "Does this dress make my bum look big?

Without thinking I replied

"No darling it's all the cake and chocolate you eat that does that"

After a few days I could see the error of my ways, when my black eyes healed.

Remember the safe and best reply:

You look great!

 

[NotmebutHim]

I like "sharing" yellow roses with some of my female friends; that lets them know I care about them without it being too "personal".