~Chuckle for the Day~

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Whispered

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Lynx

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Most of these are funny, but that video about pets at the vets... I hope somebody got bitten. My sympathy is with the dogs and cats. :cry:
 
manschild

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Bingo said:
Subject: 50 dollars is 50 dollars
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Every year for 45 years James and Lucille had gone to the state Fair. Every year James told Lucille he wanted to go on the helicopter flight. "Its only 50 dollars" he would say. Every year Lucille would say "50 dollars is fifty dollars" and that was the end of the discussion.
On their 46th trip to the state Fair James asked to go on the helicopter flight, and Lucille told him that 50 dollars was still 50 dollars.
The helicopter pilot heard their conversation and felt a bit sorry for James. He approached them and told them that he would give them both a ride for free if neither one said a word for the whole flight. If either one said a single word he would charge them the 50 dollars. James and Lucille agree.
The pilot takes off and climbs as fast as he can and immediately goes into a dive, but he doesn't hear a word from the couple. He flys in circles, climbs and dives, zigs, zags, and everything in between. The couple never say a word. Finally he lands the helicopter.
Over the head set he says "I'm really impressed. I did every thing I could to get a reaction from you two."
James says "well, I almost told you to stop when Lucille fell out, but hey, 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
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manschild

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Good Joke Bingo!!!

Now my turn...

The three wiseman were fireman because they came from a far (Fire)..

Take care...I love Jesus because he gives me hope..

Manschild.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................,
 
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