~Chuckle for the Day~

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Jase

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If you buy a Mini. (vehicle)

It doesn't have a sticker price,

Just a bar code you drive over the register. 😀
 
oldman

oldman

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I lost my job at the bank. Customer asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
 
oldman

oldman

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True story I think.

Teacher is a Christian school ask her class of 5-6 years olds. "What does the resurrection mean to you?" Going around the class for answers, each child stood and gave and answer. Came to one little girl - she stood and with her arms at her sides just said "TA-DA!"
Pretty sure our Father laughed!
 
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SophieT

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kaylagrl said:
Haha just saw this one. I have two dogs and my second is a German Shepard and this is totally her every time the door bell rings. lol
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we have 2 big dogs and 1 medium. the little one thinks she is employed by black ops ;)

nobody sneaks up to our house...sounds like you have a great alarm system too
 
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Jase

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Sign in a beachside cafe: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria."

Handwritten underneath: "Socks can eat anyplace they want." 😀
 
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Jase

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Where do forest rangers go "to get away from it all"? 🤔
 
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Jase

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People are prisoners of their phones,

That's why they're called cell phones. 😀
 
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Godsgirl83

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Jase said:
People are prisoners of their phones,

That's why they're called cell phones. 😀
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That actually gets more than the green "agree" check mark.
It deserves:

(y) & :) & :LOL::LOL::LOL::ROFL: too.
 
shittim

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tough to top that GG! I had to go to "winner"!
When does a joke become a
dad"joke?
When the punchline becomes "a parent"......
 
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Jase

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Middle age is when the hardest thing to raise in your garden..
are your knees. 😄
 
shittim

shittim

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man goes to the Dr., Dr. comes in and sees he has cabbage in his ears and carrots in his nose, Dr, says " I can tell already you aren't eating right".
 
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Godsgirl83

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ewe awl are two funny four me. Homophones are two much fun.
I'm knot witty enough two think these up myself. Eye had sum help.
Wont two play with my homophone machine?
click here
 
oldman

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a couple of words plays - sort of

optical delusion
Jacksonville (or whatever location) Hysterical Society
 
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