~Chuckle for the Day~
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My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing a parking ticket. We went up to him and
I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "asshole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
having worn-out tires. So my wife called him a "shithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He
finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with Biden stickers. We try to have a little fun
each day now that we're retired.
I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "asshole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
having worn-out tires. So my wife called him a "shithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He
finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with Biden stickers. We try to have a little fun
each day now that we're retired.
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Just in case you may find this useful...
1) Don't wash anything with sheets except [other] sheets and pillow cases.
Don't put socks, shirts, towels, etc. in the same load with sheets - especially - things that will not dry as quickly as the sheets.
2) Don't wash more than one set of sheets (with pillow cases) in a single load - two sets at the most - and, only if you have a large capacity dryer.
I suggest this with regard to a normal-size residential dryer. You might can allow for more in a large-size commercial dryer.
I plan to put fitted-sheet folding instructions in a future post.
1) Don't wash anything with sheets except [other] sheets and pillow cases.
Don't put socks, shirts, towels, etc. in the same load with sheets - especially - things that will not dry as quickly as the sheets.
2) Don't wash more than one set of sheets (with pillow cases) in a single load - two sets at the most - and, only if you have a large capacity dryer.
I suggest this with regard to a normal-size residential dryer. You might can allow for more in a large-size commercial dryer.
I plan to put fitted-sheet folding instructions in a future post.
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence." 🐎
Do all fairytales start with "once upon a time"?
No, some start with "if I'm elected, I promise..."
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence." 🐎
Do all fairytales start with "once upon a time"?
No, some start with "if I'm elected, I promise..."
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1) Fit one corner of a long side of the sheet into the other corner of that same side - back-to-back/inside-to-inside.
2) Do the same for the other long side. At this point, you should have a two-corners fit on each hand.
3) Fit two-corners from one hand onto the two-corners on the other hand - all four corners together.
4) Lay sheet down and fold "curved" sides in to make a straight edge - so as to create a rectangle.
5) Fold rectangle length - and then, as many more folds as are necessary to reach desired size.
2) Do the same for the other long side. At this point, you should have a two-corners fit on each hand.
3) Fit two-corners from one hand onto the two-corners on the other hand - all four corners together.
4) Lay sheet down and fold "curved" sides in to make a straight edge - so as to create a rectangle.
5) Fold rectangle length - and then, as many more folds as are necessary to reach desired size.
I think these kids will be lined up with the ball the next time UPS delivers! Lol!
https://www.kcrg.com/2022/10/25/vid...essive-basketball-shot-while-making-delivery/
https://www.kcrg.com/2022/10/25/vid...essive-basketball-shot-while-making-delivery/
Note My computer does not have sound.
https://youtu.be/M5Z4HDyx54E
https://youtu.be/jD9a4l9UhFo
https://youtu.be/jD9a4l9UhFo
https://youtu.be/kop-95Th_ZQ
https://youtu.be/3N9-3dVtyAo
https://youtu.be/kb9nWmbJWKE
Note My computer does not have sound.
https://youtu.be/jD9a4l9UhFo
https://youtu.be/jD9a4l9UhFo
https://youtu.be/kop-95Th_ZQ
https://youtu.be/3N9-3dVtyAo
https://youtu.be/kb9nWmbJWKE
Note My computer does not have sound.
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What do you call a joke that isn't funny?
A sentence.
A guy goes to a pet shop and says to the clerk, I want to buy a goldfish.
The clerk asks, do you want an aquarium?
The guy answers, I don't care what their star sign is, I just want to buy a goldfish.
Trip to Walmart
It was mid-October and I was waiting for my wife, Julie, at the checkout at
Walmart supermarket in Worcester, Massachusetts, I noticed that someone had
left behind their broom.
When no one came to claim it, I went outside to search for a couple I
remembered seeing at the cashier's desk. I spotted them getting into their truck
and hurried over.
'Excuse me,' I said to the young woman, 'but did you by any chance leave your
broom inside?'
'No,' she retorted quickly and with a smile, 'we came by truck.' 🧹
😄
A sentence.
A guy goes to a pet shop and says to the clerk, I want to buy a goldfish.
The clerk asks, do you want an aquarium?
The guy answers, I don't care what their star sign is, I just want to buy a goldfish.
Trip to Walmart
It was mid-October and I was waiting for my wife, Julie, at the checkout at
Walmart supermarket in Worcester, Massachusetts, I noticed that someone had
left behind their broom.
When no one came to claim it, I went outside to search for a couple I
remembered seeing at the cashier's desk. I spotted them getting into their truck
and hurried over.
'Excuse me,' I said to the young woman, 'but did you by any chance leave your
broom inside?'
'No,' she retorted quickly and with a smile, 'we came by truck.' 🧹
😄
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