~Chuckle for the Day~

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TheLearner

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COSTELLO
: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 5.6%.
COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that's 23%.
COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.
ABBOTT: 5.6% Unemployed.
COSTELLO: Right 5.6% out of work.
ABBOTT: No, that's 23%.
COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 23% unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, that's 5.6%.
COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 5.6% or 23%?
ABBOTT: 5.6% are unemployed. 23% are out of work.
COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, Biden said you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.
COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!
ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.
COSTELLO: What point?
ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work can't be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn't be fair.
COSTELLO: To whom?
ABBOTT: The unemployed
COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.
ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work.
Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.
COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment roles that would count as less unemployment?
ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!
COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work?
ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how it gets to 5.6%. Otherwise it would be 23%.
COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?
ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.
COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?
ABBOTT: Correct.
COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?
ABBOTT: Bingo.
COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.
ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like a Democrat.
COSTELLO: I don't even know what I just said!
ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like Biden.​
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TheLearner

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As a child, the sextons cult were nudists. Believe me when I say there is no lust in nudist camps. Most people are out of shape. The only time, I lusted there is when a very good looking lady was in her bikini because she did not want to go nude. One time she was taking a walk in the woods and some teen pigs, boys tried to rape her, myself and others went out there with ball bats and beat them sensless. I had some talks with her and explained the problem. She agreed to go nude and stuck near me treating me like her older brother. No one dared to mess with her after that. :)
 

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a chuckle for ever!!! why is it that traditionally, men are expected to leave the seat down for women but women don't leave the seat up for men? is it because small women may fall in?
 

TheLearner

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a chuckle for ever!!! why is it that traditionally, men are expected to leave the seat down for women but women don't leave the seat up for men? is it because small women may fall in?
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Lynx

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a chuckle for ever!!! why is it that traditionally, men are expected to leave the seat down for women but women don't leave the seat up for men? is it because small women may fall in?
I never have this problem because I put the lid down before I flush. If you knew how much fecal matter sprays into the air when you flush, you would put the lid down too.
 

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Karlon

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supplemental to thelearner: a new "now-a-days" requirement: she must clean the bathroom & leave the seat down!!!!