~Chuckle for the Day~

does anyone know that that man was picked to be the dirtiest man in the world? truly!!!

i think its the guy that 'bathes' in dirt.

If your next post is a TIK TOK joke --- I believe --- I am going --- to cringe...

I'm perfect, just ask my wives.

what is tik tok?

if nothing nor no one existed, how would you know?

If a husband speaks in the forest and his wife isn't there to hear him is he still wrong?

This is GOLD.

Any one ever get a bouncing spider on their screen?

we love you mr. spider

yes, because she's a mind reader!!!

Thats exactly right Karlon!

I'm going to attempt to recite an old fake advert from the 90s Rush Limbaugh show. I've never been able to find it on the net so here goes:

Billy: Hey, Mom what's for lunch?
Mom: Tuna sandwiches.
Billy: Awww, the tuna doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Announcer: That's the phrase being used by moms and kids alike ever since tuna companies came up with dolphine free tuna, but luckily there's Wheez Cold Tuna. Not every tuna company has bowed to the demands of the environmentalist. Our tuna is chopped full of dolphin because now there's more for us to use.
Billy: The tuna doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Mom: This is Wheez Cold Tuna, Honey. Try it.
Billy: Mmmmm, Suuupppeerrrr!