~Chuckle for the Day~

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Karlon

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"my wife has been using a flesh reducing roller for 2 months".
"and can you see any result yet"?
"yes, the roller is much thinner".
 

Zandar

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As a Scots-Irish man, I will admit I think about ways to save money at least a dozen times an hour. And I can hear change drop over a room full of complaining workers on break.
 

HealthAndHappiness

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about the slogan... many of my ancestors were Dutch. a few came to the States, and one of my great aunts used to say, "if you ain't Dutch, you ain't much." :D
😄
I'm so glad we can make a few innocent racial jokes without a blizzard of snowflakes melting down. 😄
 

Zandar

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I sing this to my wife sometimes. She just laughs but why? (Joking)

 

HealthAndHappiness

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I'm not so sure that 'racial' applies here - or, are there so many snowflakes in the world :eek: that we now refer to them as a 'race'?
There's one race as far as I'm concerned.
That's the human race.

In the olden days, they used to call them ethnic jokes. Here's one popular Saturday night monster show from Ohio that had ethnic jokes during commercial breaks.
The short guy was fair game too.

 

HealthAndHappiness

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One Doctor I follow just banned my comments.
He taught a class and took Qs.
He uses salty language and is a Southerner so I didn't think he'd mind some levity.

He was going on and on about "our ancestors" being meat eaters when they were "homo erectus". "Then they got smart and became Homo sapiens."

I just said, I'm not Homo anything.
I'm a straight heterosexual male.
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He put me in time out...Mute
That's ok. He wasn't answering my question anyhow.
 

HealthAndHappiness

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I'm not so sure that 'racial' applies here - or, are there so many snowflakes in the world :eek: that we now refer to them as a 'race'?
There was a good short video today that describes what I mean better than I said it.

The short video link to the
Jerry Seinfeld interview.