Corrupted Wish Game

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Baptistrw

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#261
#261
granted, but your hair is made out of snakes!

I wish I could eat pizza again!
 
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goth4god

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#262
#262
granted, but then you eat so much you puke and never want to eat pizza again.

I wish i didnt eat so much pizza for breakfast! lol
 
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Baptistrw

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#263
#263
granted, but you're always hungry!

I wish the rapture would come!
 
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goth4god

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#264
#264
granted, but for some really strange reason God left you on earth.

I wish the movie theater had more times for matinee showings!
 
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Baptistrw

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#265
#265
granted, but the only movies they play at those times are Japanese films where the voices are dubbed and the mouths don't match the words!

I wish I had every book David Jeremiah has written!
 
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goth4god

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#266
#266
granted, you get EVERY copy of EVERY book along with all rough drafts and random scribbled thoughts.

I wish my shoulder didnt hurt.
 
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Baptistrw

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#267
#267
granted, but everything else hurts!

I wish gum had a longer taste life
 
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goth4god

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#268
#268
granted, but it tastes like Vegemite!

I wish I had a car and could drive.
 
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Baptistrw

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#269
#269
granted, but the car gets 4 feet per gallon

I wish they had a cure for the common cold
 
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goth4god

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#270
#270
granted but it costs 5,000 bucks.

I wish i was a cactus with a pink flower on it.
 
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Baptistrw

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#271
#271
granted, but it came alive and ate your family

I wish I could find bigfoot!
 
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Abing

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#272
#272
bigfoot?? whos that? is it a company? lol

anyways, coz im a fairy, granted, but oh my powers arent working today coz im hungry, soo bigfoot exploded when you found him

i wish i was a beautiful fairy :D
 
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CristenJ

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#273
#273
Granted, but then your wings get infected with...Fairy Wing Fungus...and fall off!

I wish I was on another planet today. :D
 
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goth4god

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#274
#274
granted, but you dont have oxygen so you cant breath and die.

i wish i didnt need glasses
 
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Baptistrw

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#275
#275
granted, but you can only read things that are upside down and backwards

I wish I had some choco chip cookies!
 
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goth4god

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#276
#276
granted, but those arent chocolate chips.....umm....

I wish i had some Cheetos!
 
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bazilla

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#277
#277
Granted, but they turn out to be Hot Cheetos!


I wish I had a million dollars!
 
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goth4god

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#278
#278
granted, but its monopoly money...

I wish I had a faster internet connection!
 
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bazilla

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#279
#279
Granted, but its even less reliable than dial up!
 
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bazilla

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#280
#280
I wish I had a dodge viper
 
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