Corrupted Wish Game

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Rissa77

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granted. they're real. you can touch em, and see em, and use em, but they're still monopoly dollars. (heh pun)

i wish my brother would change the channel so i could watch tv with him. i hate that nasty show. no better than southpark. *gags*
 
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Saint

Guest
granted, but now all channels are south park episodes

i wish that i could remember my name
 
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blindside683

Guest
granted, but your name is shirley

i wish my name was shirley
 
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Rissa77

Guest
lol surely, shirley.

i wish i wouldn't have a headache from my new glasses.
 
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christiancollegegirl

Guest
Granted, but now you have a headache from too many carrots.

I wish I had Subway for dinner tonight.
 
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KnightdeKhristos

Guest
Granted, but the bread was stale.

I wish I had super speed.
 
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jwsavedbychrist

Guest
Granted but you cannot stop, you just keep going.

I wish my dog was a human.
 

AlaynaJ

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Granted, but I can't promise he won't still try and tear up the furniture with his teeth.

I wish that i had a pet wombat.
 
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Jullianna

Guest
Granted, but when you're out of the house he has little wombat parties and they eat all of your Cheetos.

I wish they sold bags of just pineapple gummibears
 
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jwsavedbychrist

Guest
Granted, but they're pineapple flavored gums of real bears.

I wish horror movies didn't exist.
 
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blindside683

Guest
granted, but now all the horror had to go somewhere.

ps. avoid the basement.

i wish i knew what ps stood for
 
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Rissa77

Guest
it means "post script"

new to me.

i wish i had a cup of water by me so i didn't have to go get it.
 
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Jullianna

Guest
granted, but it just spilled on your keyboard. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap.

I wish I was lying on a nice warm, quiet beach somewhere...
 
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blindside683

Guest
granted but its at the gulf coast

i wish there was no oil in the ocean
 

AsifinPassing

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Jul 13, 2010
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Granted, but in order to grant it...they drained the ocean.

I wish life had random bursts of musical numbers that everyone joined in on.
 
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LaDyDoVe

Guest
Granted;) No BUTS!! I Like MUSIC Flying at Us WOOP WOOP:p

I Wish I can See My Heavenly Fathers (God) Face rite Now:(
 
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Jullianna

Guest
This is one that only God can grant, but for now, we cannot see His face and live.

And now all other wishes seem foolish, don't they? :) but here goes anyway...

I wish I was riding a motorcylce along the coast highway....
 
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christiancollegegirl

Guest
Granted, but now you're out of gas 5 miles from the nearest gas station.

I wish my BF would at least text me today.
 
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Jullianna

Guest
Granted, but he said he's been kidnapped by aliens.

I wish I had chocolate cake right now
 
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Granted, but it turns out the frosting like the subway bread was stale. I wish I had a car.