Corrupted Wish Game

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christiancollegegirl

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Granted, but it's missing 3 wheels and the engine.

I wish my mic worked.
 
mercyswolf

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Thanks Estrella I'll remember that later ROFL, j/k. Granted, but the head set and the microphone doesn't work. You have it just for looks and it does absolutely nothing. I wish I was out on a sword boat for a living so I could literally put a sign on my front door at home that says gone fishing, will be back in a few weeks.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Granted, but it springs a hole and sinks 3 feet from the dock.

I wish my clothes would hang themselves.
 
mercyswolf

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Gee thanks Estrella ROFL,and granted by the way. But after thirty seconds they fall to the floor of a closet that is covered in dust and dirt. I wish for the boat to not spring leaks and sink three feet from the dock and be successful with a boat loaded with swords everytime i come back.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Granted, but the ship explodes instead and the words are all dull.

I wish I had popcorn.
 
mercyswolf

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Alright fine! I wish for the ship not to explode or have anything wrong with it with GREAT fishing! And granted, but while you're making it you get caught up in a phone call with someone and it catches fire on the stove and your land lord runs in with a fire extinguisher and puts it out.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Granted, but it's abducted by aliens.

I wish I was at the movies.
 
mercyswolf

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Well Fine XD. I wish for it not to be abducted by aliens either. Granted, but while you're at the movies, someone activates the fire alarm and you all run out the door and they cancel the rest of the viewing.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Granted, but it's sucked into a black hole and is lost for good.

I wish I had a new ring to replace the one I lost last week.
 
mercyswolf

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Granted, but you drop it in the garbage disposal never to be seen again. I wish for my boat not to be sucked into a black hole either.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Too late, it's already gone.

I wish my ring hadn't been dropped inthe garbage disposal.
 
mercyswolf

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Granted, but when you get it back, the garbage disposal has done such a number by this point that it's beyond repair. I wish my boat back into existence lol.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Granted, but it's a toy sailboat now.

I wish my ring could be repaired.
 
mercyswolf

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Granted, but the craftsman did such a poor job it's still worthless, and useless. I wish for my boat to be back the way it was as a real sword boat designed for long lining off of places like the Grand Banks.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Granted, but it gets attacked by the Kraken on its (second) maiden voyage.

I wish my head didn't itch.
 
mercyswolf

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Granted, but all your hair now falls out and you are bald. I wish to defeat said kraken and be the best sword boat captain in the Grand Banks fleet.
 
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Rissa77

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granted but somehow you get stuck on the flying dutchman. you're the captain. do your work or you'll end up with an octopus head.

i wish my car AC was stronger.
 
mercyswolf

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Granted, but the fan belt breaks and you no longer have a working a/c again. I wish to be off the dutchman and back on my own boat! ROFL
 
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Rissa77

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granted, but you had to commit murder in order to do so. shame on you.

i wish i were sleepy
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Granted, but you sleep so long you're late for work.

I wish my friend was online.
 
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