Corrupted Wish Game

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KJV15John11

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Granted, but the wishes you grant disappear after 24 hours.

I wish that thread derailers are given the necessity to create new threads, at least one a day, or they can't sleep.
 
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KeeganGentle

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Granted but they spam the site until it crashes.

I wish there were more single teen girls around:rolleyes:
 
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Relena7

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KeeganGentle said:
Granted but they spam the site until it crashes.

I wish there were more single teen girls around:rolleyes:
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Granted, but they all do duck face poses together and post them online, so you're too embarrassed to be associated with them. :p

I wish I had lots of money, and a big house to live my quiet reclusive life in. :p
 
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KJV15John11

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Granted, but all of your money is Monopoly and your house is made of cards.

I wish to learn the meaning of life.
 
mercyswolf

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According to a friend of mine the meaning of life is salvation. I wish...I wish i knew what to wish for!
 
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Granted, but you used your one wish on the knowledge and have none left for the actual wish.

I wish I were in Ireland touring castles.
 
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KJV15John11

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Granted, but since you weren't specific, you tour all White Castle hamburger fast food restaurants in Ireland.

I wish that turkey would be put on the Endangered Species List, and no longer could be served in any form ever again.
 
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Granted, but now you ruined the best part of Thanksgiving. Now you have to spend your days cleaning the nose prints caused by all the children who stand outside your window, staring at the person who shattered their hopes and dreams.

I wish my life was like a musical.
 
JimJimmers

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lookwhatthelordhasdone said:
Granted, but now you ruined the best part of Thanksgiving. Now you have to spend your days cleaning the nose prints caused by all the children who stand outside your window, staring at the person who shattered their hopes and dreams.

I wish my life was like a musical.
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Maggie!!!!! Welcome back :)

I grant your wish, but it's like Les Miserables.

I wish Lookwhatthelordhasdone wouldn't leave anymore.
 
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KJV15John11

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Granted, but now she is permanently stuck in Christian Chat like "The Matrix." She now only exists on this website.

I wish that this thread will continue until the next generation.
 
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KJV15John11

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Not letting this thread die! Not on my watch!
 
mercyswolf

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granted but not sure how to corrupt it lol. I wish to have venison for dinner tonight!
 
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Granted but it appears to be all gray and uneatable inside.
I wish I could jump 18 days ahead in time.
 
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granted...but instead of 18 days you have gone back to the future where you meet Marty and Dr. Emmit Brown
 
lookwhatthelordhasdone

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JimJimmers said:
Maggie!!!!! Welcome back :)

I grant your wish, but it's like Les Miserables.

I wish Lookwhatthelordhasdone wouldn't leave anymore.
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Wish totally granted. Feels good to be back. Sorry, I didn't mean to derail the thread. Please ignore me. :)
 
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KJV15John11

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I wish that people would stop derailing this thread. Since that can't be granted . . .

I wish that all food good for you tastes delicious and all food bad for you tastes horrible.
 
mercyswolf

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granted but it only lasts until you put it in your mouth and start to chew. I wish for a career move where the pay is better!
 
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StandStrong

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Too easy granted but with the pay raise comes 100 hour work weeks..... enjoy the promotion!!!!!!!

I wish....

I wish i could feel emotion. I wish that when i told my wife i loved her i felt the truth of the words beneath the hardened layers of my stone cold heart.
 
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KJV15John11

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Granted, but now you're overly emotional and cry uncontrollably during every touching commercial.

I wish that snow would always melt as soon as it hits streets and sidewalks.
 
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