Corrupted Wish Game

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Daniel94

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Granted, but it lives in Australia and you never get to see it even if you live in Australia.

I wish something good would actually come on TV.
 
MrHonest

MrHonest

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Granted but you're sleeping & you miss it.

I wish I had a pet anteater.
 
mercyswolf

mercyswolf

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Granted but instead of eating ants it eats termites.

I wish I could be in knoxville, TN to surprise someone when they get to their school today!
 
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Daniel94

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Granted, but it was granted after you wanted it so I won't disappoint you further.

I wish that my new semester of school will be easy.
 
MrHonest

MrHonest

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Jan 22, 2012
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Its so easy because you're being held back!

I wish to corrupt my next wishers wish before they wish!!
 
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Daniel94

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Way to come up with a hard one, but I will try my best.

Granted, but little did you know my wish was for a broken laptop beyond any human repair so your corruption makes the laptop brand new :O (Thank you for the new laptop!)

Now for my second wish...I wish we had less confusing/difficult wishes to corrupt.
 
PopClick

PopClick

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Aug 12, 2011
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Granted. The next wish is easy to corrupt. But it's SO darn easy to corrupt that you think you may have missed something important, since there appears to be something deeper lurking behind the seemingly simple wish.

I wish for a potato cannon.
 
Dude653

Dude653

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PopClick said:
Granted. The next wish is easy to corrupt. But it's SO darn easy to corrupt that you think you may have missed something important, since there appears to be something deeper lurking behind the seemingly simple wish.

I wish for a potato cannon.
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granted, but it only has a range of one foot

I wish i had i could speak german
 
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Foxxtale

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very well. but you will forget English in the process.

I wish I didn't have so many wishes that came instantly to mind
 
PopClick

PopClick

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Aug 12, 2011
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Granted. But now NOTHING comes to mind, ever!

I wish for a pet whale.
 
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Foxxtale

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granted, you get a blue whale. but now you need to find 6 tons of krill every day to feed it.

I wish I was less shy.
 
PopClick

PopClick

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Aug 12, 2011
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Granted, but then everybody wants to be your friend and you never have enough time to pray.

I wish I had a new sewing machine!
 
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Foxxtale

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Granted. But in using the sewing machine, you end up mistakenly sewing your socks together.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner...
 
JimJimmers

JimJimmers

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Apr 26, 2012
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Oh, gosh, I can't think of any way to NOT ruin that one, unless you fancy being ground up into mincemeat. =8-O

I wish I could check out the year 1300 for a day.
 
PopClick

PopClick

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Aug 12, 2011
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Granted. But you accidentally kill your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandpa, and then you are never born. Weird situation, that.

I wish I had wings!!!
 
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Daniel94

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Granted, but you can't fly with them because they are extremely tiny.

I wish I could swim.
 
PopClick

PopClick

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Aug 12, 2011
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Lol, good one. ^^

Granted, but a shark almost eats you. :'-(

I wish for four o'clock to come before 3:04!
 
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Daniel94

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Mean shark.

Granted, but since you didn't specify AM or PM 4AM does come before 3:04 PM :p

I wish that shark in my previous wish hadn't tried to eat me cause I was looking forward to being able to swim.
 
PopClick

PopClick

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Aug 12, 2011
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Granted, but you end up being such a good swimmer that you don't have time to swim. All you do is give swimming lessons.

I wish I had a wish to wish!
 
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Foxxtale

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very well... that is all you get to do from now on. and endless loop of wishing.

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.

(ok I don't really wish for any of that, but it was too much to pass by)
 
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