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maxwel

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It's written with Valhalla acoustics in mind.
George Whitefield didn't need amplification.

He could speak to thousands at once without such things.


So CLEARLY electricity is just a tool of the devil.
 

Desdichado

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Yeah, Thor's hammer hurling lightning bolts with is hammer is a primitive example of demons taking the form of charged particles and moving through metals.

George Whitefield didn't need amplification.

He could speak to thousands at once without such things.


So CLEARLY electricity is just a tool of the devil.
 

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And so are amplifiers...
 

Desdichado

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What does that mean for the amplified version of the Bible?
 

maxwel

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Yeah, Thor's hammer hurling lightning bolts with is hammer is a primitive example of demons taking the form of charged particles and moving through metals.
Amen brother!

We must call for an end to the demons who take the form of charged particles.

The end of electrical devices is nigh.
 
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Amen brother!

We must call for an end to the demons who take the form of charged particles.

The end of electrical devices is nigh.
Are you prophesying the end of CC? :p
 

SovereignGrace

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A Presbyterian and a Baptist,
Discussed infant baptism.
It became a fight,
That in the body of Christ,
It caused such a schism.

The Baptist, of course, was right,
But the Presbyterian kept on fighting.
No amount of scripture,
Would improve the Presbyterian's sighing,
And kept to himself in his plight.

The Presbyterian still,
Waterboards babies unto this day.
No amount of words would change his mind,
He keeps plodding on his way,
Waterboarding babies against their will.
 

Desdichado

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Spare the ice bucket, spoil the child.


A Presbyterian and a Baptist,
Discussed infant baptism.
It became a fight,
That in the body of Christ,
It caused such a schism.

The Baptist, of course, was right,
But the Presbyterian kept on fighting.
No amount of scripture,
Would improve the Presbyterian's sighing,
And kept to himself in his plight.

The Presbyterian still,
Waterboards babies unto this day.
No amount of words would change his mind,
He keeps plodding on his way,
Waterboarding babies against their will.
 

SovereignGrace

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Jonathan Edwards in sunglasses,
Is such an odd thing to behold.
To distort his image,
One has to be bold.

He preached a message,
That led many to the Lord.
To skew his visage,
One needs beat with a board.

Jonathan Edwards in sunglasses, really?
To do that thing,
One must be twisted,
And also rather silly.
 

Desdichado

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SovereignGrace, buddy. I picture us having this kind of relationship now that you are this site's Reformed troubadour.

[video=youtube;BZwuTo7zKM8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8[/video]
 

SovereignGrace

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Forsooth, mighty noble Presbyterian,
I elbow thee in the head.
My elbow may be broken,
But you my friend, are now dead.
 

Desdichado

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The Baptist came with a rapier
The Presbyterian with a butter knife
In wit's battle of the New Year
The Baptist took my life
 

SovereignGrace

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I wanted to restart the Whig party,
Not really liking the choices we have.
I put adds on a milk carton,
Hoping to revive this old party,
Only ones to show were RuPaul and Dolly Parton.

They thought it was a Wig Party.
 
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Desdichado

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A Baptist wants wigs he says
Not opposed to change
But he is blind to recent days
Sees not the mop so strange

Trump.jpeg
 

SovereignGrace

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Donald Trump kicked HilLIARly's rump,
Like she was sitting on a stump.
She thought the Donald was a chump,
But when she realized she lost, she was stumped.
 

SovereignGrace

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The Presbyterians of olden years,
Oddly enough word wigs.
No one knows why,
Maybe to cover their huge ears?
 

Desdichado

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Baptists once smoked Cigars
After church they'd hang in bars
Methodists came and took the booze
The Baptists didn't snooze
Unlike Methodists
They support the Jews
 

maxwel

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a mad poet,
And so am I.