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Desdichado

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One complaint. Too much use of "fury"

Oh well. It was fun to write.
 

Desdichado

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Yeah, it isn't like theological satire gets published. At least not anymore. Alas.
 
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Tinuviel

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Yeah, it isn't like theological satire gets published. At least not anymore. Alas.
Most people don't understand theological satire. I love the intro to The Screwtape Letters:


"It was during the second German War that the letters of Screwtape appeared in (now extinct) The Guardian.
I hope they did not hasten its death, but they certainly lost it one reader. A country clergyman wrote to the editor,
withdrawing his subscription on the ground that "much of the advice given in these letters seemed to him not only
erroneous but positively diabolical."


Classic C. S. Lewis!
 

Desdichado

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There is such thing as unintentional self-parody.

Plenty of it on this site :p
 

notmyown

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Hmmm...someone needs a grammar lesson. No sentence can be grammatically correct with the words 'Presbyterian' and 'orthodox'' in it. :D ;)
i've no talent for verse
and i dislike the drama
thus, to be terse...

yo' mama.

*sips 18 year single malt*

;)
 
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jennymae

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i've no talent for verse
and i dislike the drama
thus, to be terse...

yo' mama.

*sips 18 year single malt*

;)
Yo' CC mama, right there out yonder
Sippin' dat big ol' whiskey growing thunder
Ain't nobody told ya 'bout down country shine
Gets even Cooter...Brown on his knees
Sorry I couldn't hold back from messin'
You sippin' whiskey was too good an occasion

;);) Sorry, I'm just totally kiddin';)
 

notmyown

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Yo' CC mama, right there out yonder
Sippin' dat big ol' whiskey growing thunder
Ain't nobody told ya 'bout down country shine
Gets even Cooter...Brown on his knees
Sorry I couldn't hold back from messin'
You sippin' whiskey was too good an occasion

;);) Sorry, I'm just totally kiddin';)

ha! :D

and i'm drinking coffee. :cool:
 
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jennymae

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ha! :D

and i'm drinking coffee. :cool:
But that wouldn't have been fun to be messin with lolol.

Cut me some slack, will yah, where I'm from nobodys ever heard of fancy coffee like that;).
 

Desdichado

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Hey Laish! Which Church do you attend in that Valley of the Sun? If you don't mind my asking.

When I lived out there, I did something of a circuit through the different Reformed Churches.
 

Laish

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Hey Laish! Which Church do you attend in that Valley of the Sun? If you don't mind my asking.

When I lived out there, I did something of a circuit through the different Reformed Churches.
Hello Desdichado I don't have a problem with sharing where I attend services at . I currently attend Grace community church in Glendale AZ it's not as reformed as I like . The thing that counts is that services do fall within Christian orthodoxy.
It dose good job of teaching my two daughters the basics of our Christian faith . They also are good at getting them involved with Christian children their age. I was not raised in a strong Christian environment and was a atheist by the age of 15 or so . I want to spare them that . When they get older I would like go back to Phoenix Reformed Baptist church. They were closest to what I believe. Phoenix Christian Reformed Church was also cool but had a slightly left view on some scripture. It's been a good year since I was at either.
So which congregations have you visited out here . Was there any that you liked . Or ran away from screaming ha ha
Blesings
your brother in Christ
Bill
 

Desdichado

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PRBC! That's where I went while I was out there. Albeit briefly. Fantastic.

Visited Apologia Church. And some other Pres Church that doesn't come to mind.

When I was in Tucson briefly, I went to the Tucson Reformed Baptist Church. Great Church.

Hello Desdichado I don't have a problem with sharing where I attend services at . I currently attend Grace community church in Glendale AZ it's not as reformed as I like . The thing that counts is that services do fall within Christian orthodoxy.
It dose good job of teaching my two daughters the basics of our Christian faith . They also are good at getting them involved with Christian children their age. I was not raised in a strong Christian environment and was a atheist by the age of 15 or so . I want to spare them that . When they get older I would like go back to Phoenix Reformed Baptist church. They were closest to what I believe. Phoenix Christian Reformed Church was also cool but had a slightly left view on some scripture. It's been a good year since I was at either.
So which congregations have you visited out here . Was there any that you liked . Or ran away from screaming ha ha
Blesings
your brother in Christ
Bill
 

Laish

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Cool . So what did drag you in to the valley of the sunstroke?
Are ya ever going to return ?
Blesdings
Bill
 

Desdichado

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A work contract dragged me there. Rather not share for what out in the open.

No sir! Doubt I ever will. It's far from my favorite part of the country.

Cool . So what did drag you in to the valley of the sunstroke?
Are ya ever going to return ?
Blesdings
Bill