Embarrassing Facts About Yourself

I have done pranks on people in church.

When I was in first grade my the fire alarm was wight next to my class and everyday I walked passed it not knowing what it was or what it did and I was curious. one day I just decided to see what it does and next thing I know the alarm blares and I am terrified and everyone in my class and the classes around me ran out faster than the speed of sound my teacher grabbed me carried me outside. after everything settled and we were all walking inside my principal and a teacher were standing next to it talking wondering who did it and I meekly came and explained how I didn't know what did and I was curious.

I didn't get in trouble or anything but I found out the hard way what a fire alarm is lol

I am supposedly named after my grand ma Josephine according to my mother but she says I'm also named after a guy relative(grandfather/great Uncle) on the other side of my family so it's not quite verifiable.

I stuck a paper clip in an outlet once. That was interesting

Quite a hair raising event I would think.
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Bill

I have hit a birdie on a roof many times in bad mitten.

Humm Jofizzine ?
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Bill

I once touched a warmed car lighter to see if it actually was hot.

She also says I have a long lost sister and that she has 11 more children,good ol mom I still love her but well her mind is a bit scrambled.

quite a shocking thing eh?

I did that to a wall marked wet paint . Yep it was wet .
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Bill

I once got lost in Wal-Mart's shoe department.

Yea my wife gets lost there too . It all ways takes here 60 bucks to find her way out lol
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Bill

I one time was eating chicken nuggets and picked up one on my plate and it went "Crunch" turning out to be a june bug and I actually apologized to it.

I use to roll my self down the stairs of my house for amusement until my cousin pushed me down the stairs.

lol was it a crispy critter or a passer by?
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Bill

Wellll.. I didn't "taste" it once it went "Crunch" I immediately dropped it out of my mouth and thought"what a horrible way for it to die" hence my apology.

I have misnamed people before because of zoning out.

I once called a stranger back that called me at 1 in the morning the following days asking"who is this" and the person chewed me out like I they were my family.

A few times I have answered the house phone and then hung up before finding out who called.