Funny English phrases

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Karlon

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a guy goes to his friends house & asks the question: "what are you doing" ?, even though he sees what he's doing!
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Karlon said:
a guy goes to his friends house & asks the question: "what are you doing" ?, even though he sees what he's doing!
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Friends give friends the opportunity to lie to your face, even if the answer is apparent. ;)
 
Magenta

Magenta

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Swept off my feet...

Head over heels...

Over the moon...

Shiver me timbers...

I've got butterflies in my stomach



LOL
 
hornetguy

hornetguy

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Keris said:
'This room is hardly big enough to swing a cat. '
- I still can' t decide if I am finding this one funny or disturbing. 😳🤔🥳🐱
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another similar one... the room is so small, you couldn't cuss a cat without getting fur in your mouth..... "
 
hornetguy

hornetguy

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"does a bear xxxx poop in the woods?"
"that's the way the cookie crumbles"
"every dog has his day"
"what's time to a hog?"
" I haven't seen you in a month of Sundays"
"once in a blue moon"
 
Eli1

Eli1

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"Dog and pony show"

But this is a nice show so not sure what the author is trying to say here. :LOL:
 
Magenta

Magenta

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Been around the block once or twice

Jog my memory

Sweating bullets
 
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Karlon

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"why, i can get that done in 3 flaps of a falcon's feathers" (i'll be honest, i invented that 1)!
 
Eli1

Eli1

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"I'll get it done in a jiffy"

Who is this Jiffy?
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Magenta said:
It's peanut butter! .:unsure::giggle:. Oh, no! That's a corn muffin thing-a-ma-jig. Jif is the PB...
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Jiffy is not cornbread. It only tries to pretend it is cornbread.

Come down to the South and I'll make you a pan of real cornbread.
 
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