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mailmandan

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What is the difference between Catholics and Baptists? Catholics will actually acknowledge each other at the liquor store. ;)
 
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Trinity33

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A blonde and a brunette were speeding down the street when they passed a cop.
"Oh no!" Cried the brunette. "Is he following me?" "Yep" replied the blonde.
"I'm going to drive down this little side road, okay?" Said the brunette. "Yep" replied the blonde.
"Is the cop still following me?"" Yep". "Are his lights on?" "Yep, nope, yep, nope..."
 
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Revelator7

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#43
Hi my name is Joe King. No, I'm JOKING, that's not really my name.
 

blue_ladybug

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A blonde and a brunette were speeding down the street when they passed a cop.
"Oh no!" Cried the brunette. "Is he following me?" "Yep" replied the blonde.
"I'm going to drive down this little side road, okay?" Said the brunette. "Yep" replied the blonde.
"Is the cop still following me?"" Yep". "Are his lights on?" "Yep, nope, yep, nope..."
Oh goodness, you just described me and JesusLives! She's blonde, I'm brunette.. :) Darlene what kinda trouble did you get me into now?! You done got the popo after us!! :p
 
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Trinity33

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Lmao!!! 2 gf and I got lost in Lil Havana in south fl. 2 blondes n a brunette lmao!!!
 
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Trinity33

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#46
What is the difference between Catholics and Baptists? Catholics will actually acknowledge each other at the liquor store. ;)
Hahahahaha cuz Baptist "don't" drink!!! Lol rightttttt!
 
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lady_of_jotunheim

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gotcha ;-) ty for the FYI ~hugs~
Ever find it weird that only one of those words will get you banned, but both words mean the same thing? "Dirty" words are such an odd thing if you really think about it. You can have two words that mean the exact same thing, but one of them causes offense while the other is acceptable for some reason. Sorry, I know that's off topic, it's just one of those things I've wondered about before.
 
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Trinity33

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Ever find it weird that only one of those words will get you banned, but both words mean the same thing? "Dirty" words are such an odd thing if you really think about it. You can have two words that mean the exact same thing, but one of them causes offense while the other is acceptable for some reason. Sorry, I know that's off topic, it's just one of those things I've wondered about before.
I often wonder if when we meet our beautiful savior if he will say " pssttt Pam none of that mattered" :)
 

mailmandan

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But adultery is cool!! Lol I know my old church famous for it!
That is really sad, but it happens! I knew of a church in which the Pastor there had an affair with a woman in the congregation, then soon after he stepped down, that same woman had an affair with the Youth Pastor. That woman was a Pastor groupie! :eek:
 
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Trinity33

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That is really sad, but it happens! I knew of a church in which the Pastor there had an affair with a woman in the congregation, then soon after he stepped down, that same woman had an affair with the Youth Pastor. That woman was a Pastor groupie! :eek:
Wow another thing to that I'm too lady like to say!!! Whoops judged! Need prayers for that please
 
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jennymae

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Hahahahaha cuz Baptist "don't" drink!!! Lol rightttttt!
Lol, Baptists "aint" doing a lot of stuff, and yall know why Baptists dont like kissing? Because it might could lead to dancing... lolllll
 
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psychomom

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i kinda like ironic humor, and i guess i must have fostered that in our kiddos...
true story:

our son is moving out this weekend, and though he bought BR furniture, he couldn't afford a mattress.
his sister had an apartment, but came home to go back to college, so her BR stuff is stored in our basement.
he was telling his dad and me he thought he'd ask his sister if he could use her mattress for a month or two.

my husband replied, why don't you let us buy you a mattress, son?
our son said, i'm a grown man, dad! i can ask to borrow my own sister's mattress!

what a goof. ♥
 
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lady_of_jotunheim

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This makes me want to veg out for a while...