Humor....

How many church goers does it take to change a light bulb?


Charismatic: Only 1 – Hands are already in the air.


Pentecostal: 10 – One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.


Presbyterians: None – Lights will go on and off at predestined times.


Roman Catholic: None – Candles only.


Baptists: At least 15 – One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.


Episcopalians: 3 – One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.


Mormons: 5 – One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.


Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.


Methodists: Undetermined – Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.


Nazarene: 6 – One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.


Lutherans: None – Lutherans don't believe in change.


Amish: -- What's a light bulb?

i kinda like ironic humor, and i guess i must have fostered that in our kiddos...
true story:

our son is moving out this weekend, and though he bought BR furniture, he couldn't afford a mattress.
his sister had an apartment, but came home to go back to college, so her BR stuff is stored in our basement.
he was telling his dad and me he thought he'd ask his sister if he could use her mattress for a month or two.

my husband replied, why don't you let us buy you a mattress, son?
our son said, i'm a grown man, dad! i can ask to borrow my own sister's mattress!

what a goof. ♥

you being careful over all them there hills? Be safe on fast bikes sug ~smiles~

I thank the Lord that I have never been hurt riding, and ask him to watch out for me. But riding such things also helps one be able to bounce off of things without being hurt.

What would you do if you saw this?


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View attachment 89742 Probably the same thing this kid did..lol..