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A rope walks into the bar.
The bartender said, "Get out. We don't serve your kind."
So the rope hopped out, tied a knot to his top, and then unbraided the rope after the knot.
He then hopped back into the bar.
The bartender said, "Weren't you the rope in here before?"
The rope said, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
The bartender said, "Get out. We don't serve your kind."
So the rope hopped out, tied a knot to his top, and then unbraided the rope after the knot.
He then hopped back into the bar.
The bartender said, "Weren't you the rope in here before?"
The rope said, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
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Once upon a time, a baby wide-mouth frog decided to go see the world.
He came across a mama deer with her fawn and asked, "Mama Deer, Mama Deer, what do you feed your baaaaaaaby?"
Mama Deer said, "Leaves and Grass."
Baby Wide-Mouth Frog said, "Ooooooooooooooo, thank you very much" and went on his way.
Next he ran into a Mouse and her babies, and asked, "Mama Mouse, Mama Mouse, what do you feed your baaaaaaaaabies?"
Mama Mouse said, "I feed them grains and nuts."
Baby Wide-Mouth Frog said, "Oooooooooooo, thank you very much" and went on his way.
Next he ran into a a fox and her kits and asked, "Mama Fox, Mama Fox, what do you feed your baaaaaaaaaaabies?"
Mama Fox said, "I feed them small rodents, rabbits and... baby wide-mouth frogs."
The Baby Wide Mouth Frog said, "Ooo."
He came across a mama deer with her fawn and asked, "Mama Deer, Mama Deer, what do you feed your baaaaaaaby?"
Mama Deer said, "Leaves and Grass."
Baby Wide-Mouth Frog said, "Ooooooooooooooo, thank you very much" and went on his way.
Next he ran into a Mouse and her babies, and asked, "Mama Mouse, Mama Mouse, what do you feed your baaaaaaaaabies?"
Mama Mouse said, "I feed them grains and nuts."
Baby Wide-Mouth Frog said, "Oooooooooooo, thank you very much" and went on his way.
Next he ran into a a fox and her kits and asked, "Mama Fox, Mama Fox, what do you feed your baaaaaaaaaaabies?"
Mama Fox said, "I feed them small rodents, rabbits and... baby wide-mouth frogs."
The Baby Wide Mouth Frog said, "Ooo."