Mental Illness

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Kefa54

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My pastor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness. I told him.."No, we enjoy it".


Kefa
 

RickyZ

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Perhaps we need a joke forum for those who don't recognize them ;)
 
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atwhatcost

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My doctor tells me I should exercise more. I told him I'm allergic to exercising. Who knew there was a skin-scratch test for exercising too?
 

RickyZ

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How to Achieve Inner Peace


Here's some advice from a top psychologist:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot Noir, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kaluha, a packet of Penguins, the remainder of bottle of Prozac, Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel!
 
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How to Achieve Inner Peace


Here's some advice from a top psychologist:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot Noir, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kaluha, a packet of Penguins, the remainder of bottle of Prozac, Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel!
Wait a minute! Bailey's isn't Kaluha? No wonder my drinks tasted differently.


(And you forgot chocolate, so you could feel even better. lol)
 

RickyZ

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No. chocolate was the last item on the list. Can't forget chocolate!
 
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No. chocolate was the last item on the list. Can't forget chocolate!
Sorry. I saw a box of chocolate so was eating them while reading. The last piece got a little foil stuck in it, so I got side tracked and missed it. lol