mutated nazi ninja squirrels a story by Jessie and luke

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jessie_devin

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The king Luke and the Queen Jessie had been made aware of some issues in going on in the Land of CC. The evil wizard Carljoe was mutating nazi ninja squirrels with his toe jam and traning them to fight with marshmellows the most dangerous weapon in all of CC. Carl lives in a old and rugged chocolate factory with Michael Jackson and oopa loompas. He uses the oompa loompas as food for his mutated nazi ninja squirrels. He uses Michael Jackson's songs to brain wash the mutated nazi ninja squirrels.

One day calcium commando flew in as the joker to have a cup of tea at his favorite rock concert when suddenly a swarm of mutated nazi ninja squirrels led by the Joker started to attack the everso helpless batman. then paige the number one elastic woman in all the land of CC showed up with Cuen on her pagasus, face hugger as a good space invader from mars, and harpyeagle the cutes of all the bunnies in all the Land of CC. Elastic woman (paige), cuen and face hugger were being badly defeated until Harpyeagle blinded the mutated nazi ninja squirrels with his cuteness. than kyra and and sweetiefromPa took the mutated nazi ninja squirrels and put them in the prison circus to be jousted along side the midgets and their ponies.

then gel38 conquer and ryan also known as the three musketeers set our on their journey to help defeat the mutated ninja squirrels when suddenly they run into the everso drunk harry potter who is stumbbling around looking for the train to hogwarts. they helped him onto the train and took his bottle of rum that he had stolen from jack sparrow. than Lynn the red headed fairy tinker bell showed up to reward the kind gentlemen for their good deed when suddenly Carljoe Michael Jackson and a swarm of mutated ninja squirrels show up and kidnap lynn the fairy tinker bell. The three musketeers hurried to the palace of the King and queen and asked them for an army so they may save tinker bell. and it was rewarded to them. the army was led by Kyra, sweetie and the three musketeers. The army consisted of five thousand talking beevers and three hundred lions rode by mini china men. they set out to save the fairy tinker bell it would be a ver long journey but they were determind to set her free............

to be continued........
 
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Carljoe0789

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#2
muahahahaha I am the evil wizard
 

pagie

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May 13, 2007
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then pagie the elastic women sudenly turned into a night in shining armour
 
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jessie_devin

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NO PAIGE YOU ARE ELASTIC WOMAN AND THATS FINAL. ;)
 

pagie

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May 13, 2007
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and the elastic women who turned into a night in shining armour rescued than Lynn the red headed fairy tinker bell
 
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WKK

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On a nearby hill the Atheist Alliance watched with great interest. WKK, Anika, Giza and Icecream nodded at each other and Anika said: everything is going as planned, soon we will conquer CC completely.
 
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jessie_devin

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#7
NO PAIGE YOU ARE NOT WRITING THIS STORY IF YOU DONT STOP YOU WILL BE PUNNISHED WITH A BUT HAIRY ZZ TOP BEARD
 
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LynnJ

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#8
Help! Help! Someone save me!
 
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jessie_devin

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#9
WKK WE ALREADY HAVE A VILLAN DUDE.
 
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LynnJ

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#10
And he's a big bad villain dude.
 
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lukePoland

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#11
yeah Jessie :) the best authors ever!!! Stick aroudn coz the story is going to be kewl! yo:):):)GB ya all:)
 
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lukePoland

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#12
Did I mention that its going to be HUGE?! YES you can call it a masterpiece of contemporary literature:)bestseller? for sure! pre order your copy now at amazon.com :p
 

grace

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lol....wow, what a story. haha
 
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roaringkitten

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#14
mutated nazi ninja squirrels

I dont care if this is in miscellaneous. Nothing funny about this. Sounds NOTHING like a Christian should say. No wonder the unsaved see us as hypocrites, we certainly sound like them when we talk like this. Wizards btw are evil(Leviticus 19:31,20:6, 27; Deuteronomy 18:11, 1 Samuel 28:3, 9; 2 Kings 21:6, 23:24; 2 Chronicles 33:6, Isaiah 8:19, 19:3....etc) There is no such thing as a good wizard.
 
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goth4god

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#15
aw, I'm not in the story =[
*cries in the corner*
=P
 
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christiancollegegirl

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#16
Don't cry, I'm not in it either. i can't wait to find out what happens next.
 
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Abing

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#17
lol i shouldve been in the story grrrrrrr
 
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jessie_devin

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aw abing im sorry alot of ppl were left out and im sorry i guess if you would like to be in the story let me know and ill try to put you in it
 
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goth4god

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#19
just write us in the next part! =]
 
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jessie_devin

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#20
ok i will try im still trying to think. who is gona save lynn OMG