mutated nazi ninja squirrels a story by Jessie and luke

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Carljoe0789

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roaringkitten said:
mutated nazi ninja squirrels

I dont care if this is in miscellaneous. Nothing funny about this. Sounds NOTHING like a Christian should say. No wonder the unsaved see us as hypocrites, we certainly sound like them when we talk like this. Wizards btw are evil(Leviticus 19:31,20:6, 27; Deuteronomy 18:11, 1 Samuel 28:3, 9; 2 Kings 21:6, 23:24; 2 Chronicles 33:6, Isaiah 8:19, 19:3....etc) There is no such thing as a good wizard.
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I'm not a good wizard I'm a bad wizard and it is just a story
 
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zeromantic

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Suddenly, the ancient troll called zero inserted himself in the story and...um...mannnnnnnnnnn, I forgot.
 
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Angel_Armies

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lol! ok this is....
 
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Abing

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hahahha okay ill insert myself hahaha

then Abing heard what the alliance planned and told it to jessie ahah,
 
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goth4god

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then Goth4God fell from the sky, and landed on Abing! o.0
 
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jessie_devin

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lol ok you guys are great we are going to try and put everyone we can in it
we are trying
 
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LynnJ

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I think that Zero, the ancient troll, could rescue me from the evil CarlJoe

Lynn
 
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Carljoe0789

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this is gonna be weird but very very odd
 
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jessie_devin

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yeah im sick so idk when im gona start writing again
 
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zeromantic

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Yes, now I remember--I am rescuing Princess Lynn from the newly coiffed eviloid Mullet Man! Zero sloooooowly begins telling the story of his life...born in a small town in New Jersey in the 50s...studied hard and, after a short stint as a dishwasher, rose to a level of mediocrity few imagined a Zero could ever hit...

Soon the screams of agony come to a crescendo of pain and Mullet Man runs for his life!
 
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jessie_devin

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lol zero you are crazy
 
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jessie_devin

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just waiting on my buddy LukePolland than we can star writing but omw there are so many ppl idk how were gona fit you all in to it but we are going to try
 
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goth4god

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lol! you can make me evil if you have to =P
 
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christiancollegegirl

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I want to be one of the good guys!
 
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Abing

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i wanna be anonymous,. dont let me know what my character is :D :D mwahhaa
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Whatever happened to the rest of the story? Does Lynn ever get rescued?
 
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