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Marries Demi Lovato
'Cause she has such bravado
Adopts a cat named El Gato
Demi eats cheese with her nachos
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Divorces Ms. Lovato
'Cause she ate all the nachos
But gains custody of El Gato
Walks out of court saying "Bye, Toe."(that's his romantic nickname for her, seeing he's Romeo and stuff)
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Ms. Lovato
Tries to steal El Gato
By trying to reconcile with Desdichado
But he eats all her nachos
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Tells Ms. Lovato
"See ya, yo!"
"I used to love you, Toe."
"But not no mo."
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Rides off with El Gato
And the cheese and nachos
Saying, "It was a ruse, Toe."
I got your cat and your nachos."
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WORD YO!!!