The Most Troll-like Thread, Can You Beat the Troll

[Huglife]

Actually, let's try something different...

Title: Guys, there is always hope in Jesus.

The actual OP:

[video=youtube;dQw4w9WgXcQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ[/video]


​Yes. I just did a rickroll.

lol the song that is on every anime "crack" vid

 

[WineRose]

Also, let's not forget this...

 

[Huglife]

Canada to invade U.S!


(isnt that a comedy movie? Canadian Bacon?

 

[abcdef]

New Law,

All dogs must have haircuts.

Their owners are "fur"ious.

 

[abcdef]

Austin, Texas;

City government bans snowmobiles on all city streets.

Residents wonder, "How will we get around"?

 

[Huglife]

Isolation banned in Wyoming: people are flocking to the "middle of nowhere state".

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

"I'm ripping bong hits and praying the rosary. Come at me bro!"

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

Isolation banned in Wyoming: people are flocking to the "middle of nowhere state".

Aww, don't make fun of Wyoming. It's not Wyoming's fault it sucks, or the first time it got into the national news circuit was for killing a gay kid in Laramie (a high-school classmate of mine). Wyoming is too messed up to mess with. Just ignore it. It'll go away.

 

[abcdef]

USA to join EU after Britain leaves.

 

[Galatea]

Islam is a religion of peace and happiness.

 

[WineRose]

Please pray for God to give me a sandwich.​

 

[Galatea]

God will give you whatever you want if you repeat the Lord's Prayer three times a day and fast every Thursday until November.

 

[GandalfTheWhite]

No one on this thread has been called a troll so.....

Not yet

 

[kaylagrl]

This is tooooooo easy.

Obama was the best President ever, Hillary is a saint.

Ahhhh! The political side,I didn't even think about that!

 

[kaylagrl]

Trump and Hillary are in reality, brother and sister.

Oh ho,this one is the best so far!! rofl

 

[WineRose]

Hey guys, did you know that the Holy Trinity is actually the name of a guild in my NSFW Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic that I made 2 years ago while drunk on vodka? This is a copyright violation, I will sue the admin of this forum for allowing this, AND I DEMAND THAT EVERYONE IN THIS FORUM GIVES ME 100 MILLION DOLLARS FOR THIS HEINOUS CRIME!!!!!!!

*Ahem* Did I go too far with this one?

 

[Adstar]

The World ended Yesterday.. You are currently all dead. All that you see, hear, taste and experience from this time on is a sophisticated simulation.. So relax and enjoy the experience while waiting for your turn to be judged..

 

[zeroturbulence]

Hey guys, did you know that the Holy Trinity is actually the name of a guild in my NSFW Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic that I made 2 years ago while drunk on vodka? This is a copyright violation, I will sue the admin of this forum for allowing this, AND I DEMAND THAT EVERYONE IN THIS FORUM GIVES ME 100 MILLION DOLLARS FOR THIS HEINOUS CRIME!!!!!!!

*Ahem* Did I go too far with this one?

Maybe a little.. But your other ones still rock!!

 

[WineRose]

Darth Vader is Jesus' father.

 

[WineRose]

PLEASE PRAY FOR ME, I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TIE MY SHOES!!!!!

My boyfriend has broken up with me, claiming that I have been "too clingy". Is he doomed to go to Hell?

The Holy Trinity? Is that like, a video game or somethin'?